"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens."
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"Polly wants a flu shot."
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Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.
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"Happiness is not readily transmittable from bluebirds to humans."
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"I'll be O.K. It's just some damn virus I picked up from a computer."
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"You should take it easy for a while, Mr. Harner. You've been infected by the virus of hate."
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"I never get sick."
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"But I've got to move fast—I'm only a twenty-four-hour virus."
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"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
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"You have a 24-hour virus -- of course, you'll be dead by then."
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When scientists start to look like their projects.
The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus
"I told him not to click on it."
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"Please don't be alarmed, Mr. Parker, but those preliminary tests indicate the advisability of a few precautions."
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"Have you seen this bug? It's going around."
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"You fix it by buying a new one."
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"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."
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"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."
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Cruise ship called "S.S. Diarrhea"
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Dear Mom, I finally went viral
"Who has the incredibly contagious virus that attacks the central nervous system, shutting down essential bodily functions?"
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"Don't panic. I'm just a sore throat."
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