Visions Cartoons

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"My entire vision for the future passed before my eyes."

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

"You will have a nice day."

"Your car is being hot-wired."

"Perhaps you'd like a second opinion?"

Tiny Visions

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

The Home Birth of Venus

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"Being a psychic is hard. But I knew it would be hard."

Corporate Leaders Gather In A Field Outside Darien, Connecticut, Where One Of Them Claims To Have Seen The Invisible Hand Of The Marketplace

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

"Madame Zelinski can provide an even more accurate. Reading with your date of birth and social security number,"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

"You were a schlub in all of your previous lives, too."

"You've got mail."

"What am I doing here and why am I sat on a giant stick of butter?"