"It's too late, Roger - they've seen us."
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street, on the street, in the street, bump into, bumped into, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out, downtown, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, married, married life, hide, hiding, dread, dreading, dreadedWoman in prison's visitation room, screaming at prisoner who is reading a newspaper
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prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, visitor, visitors, visitation, visiting, crime, newspaper, reading the news, reading the newspaper, news, newspapers, paper, papers, quiet, shush, screaming, nagging, yelling, shouting, angry, anger, relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, ignore, ignoring, tune out, peaceful, peace and quiet, escape, relax, relaxing, calm, stereotype, stereotypes, men, man, women, woman"They're not dingy, Mother, they're unbleached."
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mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, visit, visiting, hosting, host, perfectionist, perfectionists, ocd, obsessive compulsive disorder, neat freak, clean freak, clean freaks, neat freaks, overbearing, control freak, family, families, son, sonsWait Coordinator
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coordinator, coordinators, office assistant, office assistants, secretary, secretaries, waiting room, waiting rooms, title, titles, job title, job titles, job, jobs, patient, patience, wait, waits, waiting, visitor, visitors, visiting, visit, visits, guest, guests, guest coordinator, guest coordinators"You're on our 'to do' list."
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couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, companion, companions, plan, planned, planning, plans, to do, to do list, to-do, to-do list, lists, productivity, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, catch up, catch-up, swinging, schedule, schedules, visit, visiting, visits, modern, modern life, modern world, busy, poly, polyamory, poly-amorous"It sure is great to have you back for a while at the mother ship."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, adult child, adults kids, empty nester, empty nesters, empty nest, mother ship, mother ships, technology, returning home, coming home, living with parents, visit, visits, visiting"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."
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dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out to dinner, eating out, out to eat, fine dining, restaurants, restaurant, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, wining and dining, acquisition, flatter, flattering, pander, panders, pandering, dinner party, dinner parties, show, showing, show, showing off"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."
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presidential visit, presidential visits, small town, small towns, out of touch, visit, visits, visiting, change, changes, poor person, poor people, politician, politicians, political elite, political elites, change, changes, changing, create change, creating change, common man, common person, common people"We've enjoyed our little visit, son, but we'd better leave—I think they're getting ready to fire."
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firing squad, death, execution, dying, dies, died, execute, post, fires, shoot, shooting, parent, parents, unhelpful, visit, visiting, gun, guns, prison, prisoners, capital punishment, capital punishments, family, families, military, firing squads, court marshal, court marshals, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads"I'm his biological lawyer."
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, genetic, genetics, biological, father, fathers, parent, parents, visit, visits, visiting, visitation rights, prison, prisons, inmate, inmates, jail, jailed, representation, representative, legal representative, legal representatives, likeness, twin, twins, double, doubles, clone, clones, look, similar look, similar looks, doppelganger, doppelgangersMuffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case
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bakery, bakeries, pastry shop, pastry shops, display, displays, display case, display cases, baked goods, pastries, pastry, muffin, muffins, baker, bakers, cashier, cashiers, jail, jails, jailed, prison, prisons, incarceration, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, visitor, visitors, visitation, visiting, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, through the glass"Are you decent?"
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prehistory, prehistoric, pre-history, pre-historic, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, cave, caves, primitive, stone age, getting dressed, getting changed, changing, dressing, changing clothes, getting ready, knock, knocking, modesty, modest, preserving modesty, decent, permission, clothes, clothing, marriage, marriages, married life, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, visit, visiting, visitor, visitors, can i come in, may i come in, are you decent"I'm not anti-social; I'm just at a point in my life where I find all your friends really, really annoying."
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married, married life, marriage, dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out to dinner, eating out, out to eat, fine dining, restaurants, restaurant, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, introvert, introverted, cut the crap"Don't freak out - it's just a save-the-date."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, save the date, save-the-date, knock, knocked, visit, visiting, visited, visits, scythe, scythes, bad omen, omen, omens, bad omens, portent, portents, spectre, spirituality, afterlife, life after death, soul, souls, warning, warnings, invite, invitation, invitations, fate, fatalism"Clark and Denise are our closest neighbors."
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dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out to dinner, eating out, out to eat, fine dining, restaurants, restaurant, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, strange, deer, wolves, wolf, countryside, country, rural"Oh, great! Here comes Valerie to raise the bar."
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women, women's group, mothers, mother, mom, moms, mum, mums, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, baking, bake, bakes, bake sale, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, raise the bar, standard, standards, charity, fundraiser, community, communitiesDadonomics
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dad, dads, priority, priorities, father, fathers, parent, parents, drive insane, drives insane, driving insane, visit home, visits home, visit, visits, visiting, visitation, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, daughter, daughters, relationship, relationships, question, questions, inane, dumb question, dumb questions, price, prices, small talk, making small talk, strained relationship, strained relationships, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, family quarrel, family quarrels"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."
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hospital, hospitals, sick, sickness, ill, illness, medical, medicine, patient, patients, death, dead, dying, family, families, grandmothers, grandma, grandmas, nan, nans, nana, nanas, grandparent, grandparents, passed away, food, homecooking, home cooking, homemade, family recipe, family recipes, cooking, recipe, recipes, lost, gone forever, forever lost, forgot, forgotten, selfish, self-serving, self-centred, grieving the loss, mourning the loss, mourning, grieving, bereaved, crying, sad, depressed, depression, kugel, kugel recipe, regret, regrets, visiting, visitor, visitors, son, sons, adult kids, grand-son, grand-sons, grandchild, parent, parents, kids, kid, child, children, lost knowledge, knowledge lost, family history"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"
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bench, benches, park bench, park benches, territory, territories, territorial, old man, old person, old people, small town, small towns, tourist, tourists, tourism, complain, complains, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, unwelcome, visitor, visitors, visiting, thoughtless, sit, sits, sitting, relax, relaxes, relaxing, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, grumpy, grump, grumps"Over the river and through the woods, to self-esteem-undermining grandmother's house we go..."
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family, families, family trip, travel, travels, drive, driving, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, signing, sing, song, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, family criticism, judgement, self-esteem, low self-esteem, self-confidence, low self-confidence, criticise, criticized, criticised, undermining, grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, grandparent, grandparents, visit, visiting, poem, poems, poet, poetry, poets, thanksgiving, family gathering, holiday, holidays"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, visit, visits, visitor, visitors, visiting, guest, guests, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, adult child, mother-in-law, mothers-in-law, in-law, in-laws, parent, parents, family, families, family issues, family problems, she'll be coming 'round the mountain, song, songs, folk song, folk songs, lyrics, writing, letter, letters, telegram, telegrams, correspondence, six white horses, riding, coming, making an entrance, grand entrance, grand entrances"We're only alive for one day, and you had to schedule dinner with the Hamiltons?"
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dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, mayflies, mayfly, may fly, may flies, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, short, short life, lifespan, animal, animals, bug, bugs, insect, insects, talking animal, talking animals, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous"Oh, and remember, Mother hates you."
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in laws, in-laws, in-law, in law, marriage, married life, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, relationship troubles, family, families, family issues, family problems, parent, parents, husband, husbands, wife, wives, mother, mothers, mom, mum, hate, dislike, visit, visiting, bad in-laws, bad in laws, meeting the in laws, meeting the in-laws, meeting the parents, meeting the folks'Simpler Times Ahead'
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simple, innocent, innocence, childhood, child, kid, kids, childhood home, home, homes, house, growing up, regress, regression, visiting, nostalgia, nostalgic, drive, driving, driving home, going home, returning, home for the holidays, country, countryside, idealism, idealistic, idyllic, idyll, car, cars, family, family home