Tags:snellen chart, vision, visual, optics, optical, optician, opticians, doctor, doctors, interrogation, gunman, gun to head, gun to his head, interrogate, interrogates, optomologist, optomologists, optometrist, optometrists, eye, eyes, glasses, exam, examination, examinations, kidnap, kidnapped, on pain of death, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, get well, get well soon
"The presentation is dreadful."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, feeding birds, feeding pigeons, crumbs, breadcrumbs, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, presentation, visual, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, snob, snobs, snobbish, snobby, pretentious, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, high expectations, bad, dreadful, terrible, disappointment, disappointed, critic, critics, criticism, criticising, criticizing, modern life
Skimming out star reflections
"Two per cent."
An Alligator Walks Into A Dog Park
Tags:alligator, alligators, croc, crocodile, crocodiles, dog park, dogs, dog, animals, animal, domestic, domesticated, domestic pet, pets, pet, dog parks, exotic, exotic animal, shady, threat, threatening, tense, tension, visual, visual gag, visual gags, sight gag, sight gags, predator, predators, prey
"So you think you can cobble!"
Tags:cobble, cobbled, cobbling, cobbler, shoe, shoes, shoe maker, shoemaker, talent, talented, talents, talent show, talent shows, tv, tvs, television, show, shows, theater, theatre, stage, stages, old fashioned, craft, crafts, crafting, repair, repairing, visual gag, visual, sight gag, sight joke, visual joke
Tags:cat scan, catscan, cat scans, mri, mri machine, mri machines, tech, technological, magic, magical, magicians, magician, visual, visual gag, visual joke, hospital, hospitals, scan, scans, doctor, doctors, specialist, specialists, miracle, medical miracle, patient, patients, magic trick, magic tricks, classic magic, classic magic trick, get well, get well soon, illness, illnesses, faith, hav faith
"Coarsely ground pepper that's way too coarse for a conventional pepper mill."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, fine dining, michelin star, michelin, good food, dining, diner, dinner, dinners, waiter, waiters, food, foodie, foodies, pepper grinder, garnish, garnishing, garnished, grinder, pepper, black pepper, coarse pepper, pun, pepper mill, unwieldy, oversize, oversized, huge, giant, giant food, visual gag, visual, visual joke, chef, chefs, absurd, surreal
A Centaur Taking A Shower
"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."
Tags:reception, receptionist, receptionists, phone, phones, phone call, call, calls, called, calling, caller, callers, unravel, unraveled, unravels, stress, stressed, stress related, drained, married life, wife, wives, overworked, overworking, over-worked, workaholic, work-a-holic, over-working, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, p a, literal, literally, literal joke, visual, visual gag
"Don't let the infinity throw you."
Tags:vanishing point, perspective, warped perspective, infinite, infinity, math, maths, mathematical, math jokes, meta, metaphysical, office, offices, work life, work, corridor, corridors, disturb, disturbed, illusion, illusions, art, artist, artistic, optical, confuse, confused, confusing, hate mondays, monday, just another day at the office, optical illusion, science, scientific, geometry, geometric, visual
Tags:top tier pun, pun, puns, punny, play on words, word-play, word play, pants, trouser, trousers, language, dialect, dialects, american pun, americanised, american english, pince nez, pince-nez, nez, pince, glasses, reading glasses, visual, visual gag, visual joke, fashion, fashions, fashionable, accessories, accessory
Tags:eyepatch, pirate, pirates, pirateship, pirate ship, pirateships, pirate ships, yarr, skull and crossbones, skull, crossbones, crossed bones, patch, eye patch, eye-patch, eyepatches, sail, sailing, sailor, sailors, injury, injuries, sea, seas, ocean, historical, visual, visual gag, visual image, skin, skincare, spot, spots, cystic, acne
Farmer Milks The White Out Of The Cow
Tags:cow, cows, visual, visual gag, visual joke, surreal, surrealism, surrealist, strange, cattle, dairy, dairy farm, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, livestock, milk, milking, milker, milkman, milk pail, milked, cow's, cow's milk, drain, draining, fill, filling, empty, emptying, emptied, animal, animals, rural, country, country side, mid west, midwest, vegan, vegans, veganism
"Hey, get away from the urinal."
Tags:religion, religious, religious imagery, spirituality, afterlife, after-life, hell, hellish, inferno, eternal punishment, specific, urinal, urinals, gross out, gross-out, visual, visual gag, spit take, spit-take, slap stick, slapstick, slap-stick, water, water cooler, cooler, drink, drinking, drinks, oh no, realise, realize, realisation, realization
The Genius Of Camoflage
"I know, I know - don't go shopping when you're hungry."
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, shopping, shop, shops, grocery, groceries, trolley, cart, carts, trolleys, mammoth, mammoths, visual, visual gag, visual joke, overkill, over kill, dinner, hungry, hunger, food, foodshop, food shop
'Air Breathed By Astronaut: 25 cents
Tags:gum, gumball, gumball machine, machines, machine, mechanical, visual, visual gag, helmet, astronaut, astronauts, space, spacesuit, space suit, air, recycled air, spaceman, quarter, one quarter, a quarter, cent, cents, 25 cents, surreal, surrealism, surrealist, strange, trap, trapped, profit, profiting, profitable, sale, sales, sell, selling, merch, merchandise, merchandising