"I don't know how the gods feel, but sacrificing financial advisors makes me feel happy."
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"We keep it simple. That's our god of fertility."
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"Pompeii wasn't built in a day, either, but it was destroyed in one fell swoop."
"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."
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God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.
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"Several groups have claimed responsibility."
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"I now believe in God."
"The gods want olive oil, but it has to be virgin olive oil."
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"The gods seem in touch with their anger tonight."
"It's our time of Thanksgiving."
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"Either the gods are angry or it's Malcolm Forbes' birthday."
"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."
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"The gods are antic tonight."
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"I want bigger virgins."
"The glaciers are angry."
"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"
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"Any eruptions since we last met?"
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"The gods have mixed feelings."
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"The gods must be on-line tonight."
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"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."
"That's Mount Keister. Be Careful though, it could go off at any time!"