"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."
Trump 2020: Vote for him or else!
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"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
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"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"
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"People of North Dakota! Or possible South Dakota!"
"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."
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"We've voted you off the island."
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Never Hillary and Never Trump become Hillary and Trump.
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"It's Lamar, Senator, he's going to take our attack ads door to door."
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"Hey, the Constitution isn't engraved in stone."
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"Look, we've got to improve our voter-tracking algorithms if we want to make more accurate wild-ass guesses."
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"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."
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A man hangs himself in the voting booth.
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"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."
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"The Woofs have it."
"It's tricky—if we try to show a human side we may alienate his base."
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"Senator, the American people, whom you often mention in your speeches, would like a word with you."
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"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."
"Is 'oblivious' the same as' undecided'?"
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"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"
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"It's nothing like that, Annie. I just want to start seeing women from other swing states for a while."
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A church with a sign that reads "No electioneering beyond this point".
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"I may run, but first I want to toy with the electorate for a while."
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"Yes, Myra, I do still love you. What I don't love, however, is this exit poll every damned morning."
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"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."