"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."
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"And this is Brother Elvis."
My son is a made man in the primero crime family,
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"I pronounce you man and wife. The clock is now running."
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Same Sex Wedding
"And do you both promise to believe you can be better than all the other married couples you've ever seen?"
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"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"
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"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."
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"Do you, Thomas, promise to pay attention for the first year and phone it in for the rest of your life?"
"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"
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"I don't get mad—I get even."
"I'm going to give it all up and follow St. Francis."
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"Yeah, we renewed our vows--his vow of silence and my vow of abstinence."
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"That's a very generous offer, David. Would anyone else on the board like to take a vow of chastity?"
"Do you, Scofield Industries, take Amalgamated Pipe?"
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"I'm going to go home, turn on a kung-fu movie, and get my life in order."
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"If there is anyone who objects to this union, either here or on the Internet, speak now or forever hold your peace."
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"I want to be cremated and have my ashes sprinkled on the Republican Party."
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Spark Notes Wedding Vows
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"How about resolving that, starting next year, you won't be such a total jerk?"
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"And do you promise to love, honor, and cherish each other, and to pay the United States government more in taxes as a married couple than you would have paid if you had just continued living together?"
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"...until death do you a favor."
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