"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "
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Morning Lineup of Programs on ASC, the All-Security Camera Station:
"Rouse yourself, Weintraub! The miniskirt is back!"
Voyeurs shouldn't live across from each other.
"Just think - somewhere down there someone is doing something inappropriate!"
"O.K., show's over, back to work."
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"How long has the Oval Office had a mirror on the ceiling?"
"Would any of you guys be offended if I told a joke that is a touch prurient?"
"Please, George...not here!"
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The Man of Steel (in retirement) hovering over the ladies' bathhouse at the sand n' surf in Boca Raton
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"You look even better in person than you did on the dressing-room surveillance camera."
"Adding to the tragedy was the fact that no one caught it on tape for your amusement."
"I do mostly event photography and racing, with a bit of light voyeurism on the side."
"Ever since that new young couple moved in upstairs we're yesterday's news."
"Did you chock to death on anything really good?"