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"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."
Morning Lineup of Programs on ASC, the All-Security Camera Station:
"Rouse yourself, Weintraub! The miniskirt is back!"
"Just think - somewhere down there someone is doing something inappropriate!"
"How long has the Oval Office had a mirror on the ceiling?"
"Please, George...not here!"
The Man of Steel (in retirement) hovering over the ladies' bathhouse at the sand n' surf in Boca Raton
"You look even better in person than you did on the dressing-room surveillance camera."
"Adding to the tragedy was the fact that no one caught it on tape for your amusement."
"I do mostly event photography and racing, with a bit of light voyeurism on the side."
"Ever since that new young couple moved in upstairs we're yesterday's news."