Midlife crises of the Serengeti
"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."
"Bob tells me you hunt."
"Love your work."
"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"
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"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."
"Does anything die and become dessert?"
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"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
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"Sure, I'd like fresh meat, but it's hard to argue with carrion's convenience and affordability."
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"Valerie, I think we should increase our S.P.F."
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"The line of Succession"
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"It was still breathing? You are such a foodie."
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"This job is going nowhere."
Tags:job, jobs, career, careers, promotion, promotions, worker, workers, employee, employees, work, office, offices, office life, office job, office jobs, business, businessman, businessmen, dead end job, dead end jobs, dead-end job, dead-end jobs, dead end career, dead end careers, dead-end career, dead-end careers, pointless, useless, vulture, vultures, dying, almost dead
"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"
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"Be patient. We'll soon be pigging out on lemmings."
"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"
A hearse with a vulture hood ornament.
Tags:transportation, vehicle, vehicles, hearse, hearses, funeral coach, funeral coaches, hood ornament, hood ornaments, bonnet ornament, bonnet ornaments, radiator cap, radiator caps, vulture, vultures, funeral director, funeral directors, funeral home, funeral homes, mortuary, mortuaries, funeral parlor, funeral parlors, funeral parlour, funeral parlours, undertaker, undertakers, mortician, morticians, dead, death
"If I can crawl, you can circle."
Tags:vulture, bird of prey, vultures, bird of prey, lazy, laziness, inconsiderate, desert, desserts, circling vultures, scavenging, scavengers, scavenging birds of prey, condor, condors, apathetic, apathy, cutting corners, dehydration, dehydrated, lost in the desert, exhausted, exhaustion, crawl, crawling, lost, abandoned, abandonment, stranded, conserving energy, conserve energy, survival, survival techniques, carcass, carcass scavengers, decay, decaying, near death, starving, starvation, waiting for death, carrion, carrion eaters, carrion scavengers, circling, circling birds of prey
"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."
"It is too a period of recovery."
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Man Feeds The Vultures Instead Of The Pigeons
"I knew Yorick also. He gave me diarrhea."
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"That's what happens when you try to eat one of them too fast."
"But 'Tibetan Sky Burial' sounded so cool."
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"The buzzard needs to wait outside."