"Is the homework fresh?"
"I got the part, but I play a waiter."
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"Sorry, sir, but none of our food is very good. It's the chef's way of punishing the rich."
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"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."
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"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"
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"I'd like the Parmesan grated, if you don't mind."
"Your meal will be out shortly. The salmon was a little wilder than we anticipated."
"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi
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"Eat your lunch, and then we'll see about giving your phone back."
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"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."
"I'll have whatever is hot, fast, and artisanal."
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"The Trout Babette was awful, but the Heimlich maneuver was excellent."
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"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."
"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"
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"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."
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"Well, I wouldn't eat any of it."
"We're all just as excited as we can be about your choice for lunch, sir!"
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"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"
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"We know technology would replace us someday."
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"Fresh-ground pepper? Counselling?"
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"Great session, Doc."
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Adam and Eve and Scott
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"Hi, I'm Ron. I'll be your waiter this evening. Previously, I was Billy Bigelow in the Center Moriches production of 'Carousel,' Biff in the Yardley Playhouse's 'Death of a Salesman,' Nathan Detroit in Oakland's 'Guys and Dolls,' Laertes in . . ."
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"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"
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"Your usual one too many, sir."
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