Waiter Cartoons

Waiter Cartoons

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"Is the homework fresh?"

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"It's a full-bodied wine with hints of acrimony, partisanship, and moral outrage."

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"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."

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"This brand has a clean balance sheet, a lively marketing plan with tasteful notes of originality, and a strong fiscal-year finish."

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"Your meal will be out shortly. The salmon was a little wilder than we anticipated."

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"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"

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"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

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"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."

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"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

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"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

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"That will be perfect. We have a lot to talk about."

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"I'll have the angler if you're sure he's perfectly fresh."

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"I'll have whatever is hot, fast, and artisanal."

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"You folks ready to order?"

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"The Trout Babette was awful, but the Heimlich maneuver was excellent."

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"The chef suggests you help him unload last week's salmon."

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Your Tip So Far

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"Waiter, I'd like to order, unless I've eaten, in which case bring me the check."

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Lunch at P.J. Puberty's

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"Gentlemen, let's do lunch."

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Introducing: The Business Café- The only high-finance theme restaurant started by three top moguls.

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"My apologies, sir. Our chef forgot to take his beta-blocker."

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"My, oh, my! What a fascinating guy you are, Vincent! But now, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to take my order."

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"If you're willing to wait, the soup is always better on the second day."

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"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"

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