"I think someone put him on hold and then disconnected."
Tags:dazed, hypnotised, hypnotized, hypnotic, out of it, out-of-it, disoriented, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calling, calls, phone calls, phone call, telephone calls, telephone call, office, offices, business, businessman, businessmen, on hold, put on hold, hold, holding, disconnected, disconnect, waiting, wait, patient, patience, forever, stuck
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, litter of kittens, new litter, baby cat, baby cats, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, expecting parents, expecting father, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads
A Pal Feeds a Pal on Time.
"It was worth waiting four months for a reservation."
Tags:art, photography, photo, photos, famous photo, famous photos, photograph, photographs, famous photograph, famous photographs, new york, ny, skyscraper, skyscrapers, rockefeller center, rca, r.c.a., manhattan, construction, construction site, construction sites, steel beam, steel beams, construction worker, construction workers, worker, workers, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, lunch, lunches, popular restaurant, popular restaurants, trendy, trendy restaurant, trendy restaurant, food trends, months, wait, waiting, reservation, reservations, hard to get into, popular, worth the wait, worth waiting for
"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, delay, delays, delayed, late, inconvenience, voucher, vouchers, service, customer service, death, life, waiting, wait, long waits, redeem, redeemable, courtesy, wasting time, wasted time
"Damn it, Farrell, if you're going to blow the whistle, blow it!"
Tags:whistle, whistles, whistler, whistling, whistleblower, whistleblowers, whistle blowers, whistle blower, meeting, meetings, anticipate, anticipates, anticipating, anticipation, suspense, live in suspense, living in suspense, wait, waits, waiting, other shoe, other shoe to drop, nervous, nervousness, tortures, boardroom, boardrooms, board room, board rooms, ref, referee, referees, refereeing, impatient, impatience, lose patience, losing patience
"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."
"No, no! I mean I'm on line."
"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."
Tags:line, lines, wait, waits, waiting, in line, queue, queues, queuing, lemming, lemmings, cliff, cliffs, jump off a cliff, jumping off a cliff, wrong line, wrong lines, wrong queue, wrong queues, accident, accidents, accidental, fall, falls, falling, mistake, mistakes, pay for your mistake, paying for your mistake, mishap, mishaps, fallen, consequence, consequences, consequential, decision, decisions
"Sorry, sir, but none of our food is very good. It's the chef's way of punishing the rich."
Tags:recommendation, recommendations, waiter, waiters, waiting, wait staff, front of house, service, server, servers, serving, rich, rich person, rich people, service industry, honest, honesty, haute cuisine, cuisine, bad food, posh, upper class, upper classes, diner, diners, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, irate, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction
"Does your waitress have any identifying marks or tattoos?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, identifying mark, identifying marks, tattoo, tattoos, lost, disappear, disappeared, disappearing, gone, can't find, waiting, bad server, bad waitresses, bad waitress, bad servers, bad service, service
"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"
"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."
Tags:restaurant, dining, service, waiter, waiting, homeless, crazy, insane, outdoor seating, outdoor seat, outdoor seats, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting tables, homeless, homeless person, homeless people, mental illness, mentally ill, sidewalk, sidewalks, sidewalk cafe, sidewalk cafes, vagrant, vagrants, bum, bums
"This is impossible. Let's take the next boat."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, the great flood, boat, boats, ship, ships, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, crowd, crowds, crowded, full, overcrowded, waiting, next, impossible, transportation, public transportation, public transit, bad idea, bad ideas
"I'd like the Parmesan grated, if you don't mind."
"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"
Tags:waiting, waiter, waitress, waitresses, complain, complaining, complaints, fussy, complaints, picky, frustrating, professional, restaurant, restaurants, staff, employees, public, customers, customer, whine, grumble, whines, grumbles, fuss, polite, civil, passive aggressive, pass agg, customer service
"I'm waiting for it to defrost."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, bc, b.c., stone age, ice age, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, early human, early humans, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter, hunters, hunting, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, mammoth, mammoths, frozen, ice, food, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, waiting, wait, defrost, defrosting, cooking dinner, defrosting dinner, meal, meals, meat, defrosting meat, stuck, trapped, watching, staring, fire
"Yes, I'm still working on it."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, dining alone, single, diner, diners, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests, eating, meal, meals, food, slow eater, slow eaters, eating slowly, rush, no rush, still working on it, still going, still eating, time, wait, waiting, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, traffic cones, traffic cone, pylon, pylons, road cone, road cones, safety cone, safety cones, construction cone, construction cones, cone, cones, marker, markers
"Mr. Dyer says he has no interest in speaking to anyone who would remain on hold for so long,"
Tags:needy, neediness, perception, perceptions, perceive, perceives, perceiving, hold, on hold, wait, waits, waiting, boss, bosses, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, respect, lack of respect, disrespect, disrespects, pleb, plebs, plebeian, plebeians, commoner, commoners, snob, snobs, snobby, snot, snots, snotty
"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."
Tags:word play, play on words, dining, drinking, eating, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waitresses, waiting, dine, diner, dinner, eat out, public relations, pr, p.r., priorities, cpr, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, resuscitation, resuscitating, medical, presenting, appearance, appearances, appear, relations, advertising, advert, advertisement, cover up, spin, spinning
"Please - sit anywhere."
Tags:gorilla, gorillas, 800 pound gorilla, 800 lb gorilla, ape, apes, primate, primates, defer, defers, deferring, waiting room, waiting rooms, wait, waits, waiting, have a seat, sit down, choice, choices, option, options, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, heavy hitter, heavy hitters, client, clients, important client, important clients, big client, big clients
"Can it wait-I'm in the middle of telling Daddy a long, boring realization."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, wait, waiting, can it wait, boring, bored, wait your turn
"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."
Tags:menopause, menopausal, depression, depressed, depressing, lust for life, zest, seize the day, wait, waits, waiting, unrealistic, unlikely, long wait, long waits, lonely, loneliness, post-menopause, grow old, growing old, old woman, old women, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, mental health
"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, birdfeeder, birdfeeders, bird feeder, bird feeders, waiting, wait, wait time, wait times, queue, queues, line, lines, line-up, line up, lineup, long line, long lines, long queue, long queues, popular, restaurant, restaurants, popular restaurant, popular restaurants, popular shop, popular shops, good food, worth the wait
"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, test, tests, testing, stress test, stress tests, bloodwork, blood work, sample, samples, blood, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, result, results, medical testing, medical test, medical tests, stressful, wait, waits, waiting, wait time, wait times, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, call, calls, calling, modern life