"It's kittens."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, litter of kittens, new litter, baby cat, baby cats, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, expecting parents, expecting father, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, waiting area, waiting areas, waiting room, waiting rooms, death, dead, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, too late, dead husband, dead husbands, widow, widows, unhealthy, fitness, exercise, exercising, gym equipment, exercise equipment, exercise machine, exercise machines, exercise bike, exercise bikes, bad news, obesity crisis, obesity, overweight"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."
"Just take a seat, Mr. Bern. You're acting as if you were the only one here who's been shot."
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waiting room, waiting rooms, gun shot, gunshot, gunshots, shooting victim, shooting victims, gun crime, gun crimes, dramatics, melodrama, melodramatic, melodramas, receptionist, receptionists, unsympathetic, a&e, doctor's office, doctors office, a & e, medical emergency, medical emergencies, gun victim, wound, wounds, wounded, gunshot wound, gunshot wounds, entitled, entitlement, american healthcare, united states healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, emergency room, emergency rooms, hospital, hospitals"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."
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flu, flues, influenza, cold, colds common cold, common colds, waiting room, waiting rooms, doctor appointment, doctor appointments, infection, infections, bug, bugs, interior, interiors, infectious disease, infectious diseases, hospital, hospitals, breeding ground, breeding grounds, petri dish, petri dishes"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"
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doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, intensive care, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, medical, medicine, near death, seriously injured, death, family, marriage, married life, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, wife, wives, husband, husbands, income, money, salary, revenue, employment, job, work, career, greed, greedy, selfish, gold digger, gold diggers, good news, bad news"I already know he's gone — it's been on the Internet."
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scoop, scoops, internet scoop, internet scoops, online report, online reports, mainstream media, msm, internet, world wide web, news site, news sites, waiting room, waiting rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, waiting area, waiting areas, surgeon, surgeons, grieve, grieves, grieving, inform, informs, informing, information, information overload, information overloads"Please - sit anywhere."
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gorilla, gorillas, 800 pound gorilla, 800 lb gorilla, ape, apes, primate, primates, defer, defers, deferring, waiting room, waiting rooms, wait, waits, waiting, have a seat, sit down, choice, choices, option, options, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, heavy hitter, heavy hitters, client, clients, important client, important clients, big client, big clientsTags:
the lion and the mouse, androcles, lion, lions, mouse mice, the shepherd and the lion, aesops fables, aesop's fables, thorn in paw, nurse, waiting room, waiting rooms, doctors waiting room, doctor's waiting room, wuss, weakling, weaklings, cry baby, cry babies, predator, predators, prey, folk tale, folk tales, folklore"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
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animal, animals, rooster, roosters, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, chick, chicks, egg, eggs, large, brown, jumbo, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, pregnancy, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, new parent, new parents, hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, maternity ward, obstetrics ward, delivery ward, waiting area, waiting areas, waiting room, waiting rooms, new father, new dad, expectant parents, expectant father, expectant dad, delivery, deliveries, delivering a baby, having a baby, good newsWait Coordinator
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coordinator, coordinators, office assistant, office assistants, secretary, secretaries, waiting room, waiting rooms, title, titles, job title, job titles, job, jobs, patient, patience, wait, waits, waiting, visitor, visitors, visiting, visit, visits, guest, guests, guest coordinator, guest coordinators"Ah, the lovely widow!"
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widow, widows, intensive care, intensive cares, intensive care unit, intensive care units, bedside manner, bedside manners, bad news, doctor, doctors, medical malpractice, waiting room, waiting rooms, hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, patient care, patient-care, unprofessional, unprofessional manner"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."
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marriage, married life, married, divorce, divorced, divorcing, marital, breakup, break up, breakups, break ups, break-up, break-ups, hospital, hospitals, medical, emergency, emergencies, life changing event, waiting room, waiting rooms, remarry, worse than breaking up by text, illness, ill, sick, sickness, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeons, intensive care, health care, side effect, side effects, recovery, recovering, recover, bearer of bad news, good news and bad news, good news, bad news"No, the doctor isn't ready for you, but you have been bumped up to the real waiting room."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, long wait, long waits, waiting, wait times, real, going to the doctor, upgrade, upgrade, upgraded, bumped up, modern lifeIn hindsight, I suppose, the number of medical school diplomas on the walls should have been a red flag.
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red flag, red flags, warning sign, warning signs, warn, warns, warning, warning, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, family doctor, family doctors, quack, quacks, hindsight, benefit of hindsight, diploma, diplomas, award, awards, certificate, certificates, waiting room, waiting rooms, ominous"If it's any consolation, he seemed like a bit of a jerk."
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bad news, good news, death, dead, die, died, dying, doctor, doctors, bearer of bad news, be the bearer, communication, bedside, bedside manner, manners, jerk, jerks, surgeon, surgery, surgeons, terminal, lost him, hospital, hospitals, waiting room, waiting rooms, tact, tactless, tactful, no loss, no big deal, married, marriage, get well, get well soonGateway to Mr. Beck
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receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, threatening, scary, fierce, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, gateway, gateways, gatekeeper, gatekeepers, protect, protection, appointment, appointments, guard, guards, guarding"I try not to judge my doctors by the art work in their waiting rooms."
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artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, doctor, doctor's office, office, waiting room, waiting rooms, doctors, patient, patients, medicine, medicines, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospitals, ward, wards"We're running a little behind, so I'd like each of you to ask yourself, 'Am I really that sick, or would I just be wasting the doctor' valuable time?'"
Outingpatient
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gay person, closet, closeted, in the closet, coming out, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtqa+, insensitive, insensitvity, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, waiting room, waiting rooms, outing, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, outpatient, inpatient"Do you have any reading material that doesn't mock the sedentary life?"
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reading material, sedentary life, sedentary lifestyle, sedentary lifestyles, couch potato, couch potatoes, couch-potato, couch-potatoes, slob, slobs, waiting room, waiting rooms, medical advice, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, active lifestyle, active lifestyles, magazine, magazines, doctor's office, doctors office, doctors' office"Dead? He gets that a lot."
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, waiting area, waiting areas, waiting room, waiting rooms, intensive care, death, dead, bad news, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, dead husband, dead husbands, widow, widows, normal, usual, uncaring, cold, callous, unmoved"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."
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white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, reception, receptionist, receptionists, waiting room, waiting rooms, arrest, arrests, under arrests, pass on the message, passing on the message, executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, police officer, police officers, protocol, formal, formality, formalities, protocols