"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."
Tags:restaurant, dining, service, waiter, waiting, homeless, crazy, insane, outdoor seating, outdoor seat, outdoor seats, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting tables, homeless, homeless person, homeless people, mental illness, mentally ill, sidewalk, sidewalks, sidewalk cafe, sidewalk cafes, vagrant, vagrants, bum, bums
"I'd like the Parmesan grated, if you don't mind."
"Would you like a professional critique of your orders?"
Tags:critique, critiques, order, orders, waiter, waiters, wait tables, waiting tables, waits tables, criticism, criticisms, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, judge, judges, judging, judgement, judgements, judgemental, judgemental attitude, judgemental attitudes, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbery
Munch in Manhattan
Tags:munch, edvard munch, scream, screams, screaming, the scream, waiter, waiters, waiting tables, menu, menus, order, orders, ordering, restaurant, restaurants, customer service, dinner, eat outeats out, eating out, dine, dines, dining, fine dining, horror, horrify, horrifies, horrifying, introvert, introverts, introversion, shy, shyness, overwhelm, overwhelms, overwhelming
"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"
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Adam and Eve and Scott
Tags:waiter, waiters, waiting tables, pepper, pepper grinder, pepper grinders, fresh pepper, peppermill, pepper mill, salad, salads, service, restaurant, restaurants, tree of knowledge, fruit of knowledge, tempt, tempts, tempting, temptation, temptations, intrusive, annoying, irritating, interrupt, interrupts, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, eat out, eats out, eating out, dine out, dines out, dining out, bad service, overzealous, wait staff, waiting staff, front of house staff
"Hi, I'm Ron. I'll be your waiter this evening. Previously, I was Billy Bigelow in the Center Moriches production of 'Carousel,' Biff in the Yardley Playhouse's 'Death of a Salesman,' Nathan Detroit in Oakland's 'Guys and Dolls,' Laertes in . . ."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, dining, eating, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, wait staff, waiting tables, service, customer service, hollywood, beverly hills, new york, broadway, aspiring actor, aspiring actors, aspiring actress, aspiring actresses, actor, actors, actress, actresses, acting, play, plays, role, roles, film, films, movie, movies, cv, c.v., resume, resumes, cvs, c.v.s, curriculum vitae, list, lists, character, characters, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, dungeon, dungeons, torture, tortures, torturing, torturer, torturers, water, refill, refills, refilling, waiter, waiters, waiting, waiting tables, breadbasket, breadbaskets, bread basket, bread baskets, demand, demands, demanding, taken for granted, taken for granted
"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"
Tags:pretentious, pretentiousness, restaurant, restaurants, eat out, eats out, eating out, dine out, dines out, dining out, concept, concepts, dining concept, dining concepts, wacky, off the wall, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, inconvenient, inconvenience, cuisine, cuisines, waiter, waiters, waiting tables, gimmick, gimmicks, gimmickry, overcomplicated, overcomplicate, overcomplicates
Another Day in the Salt Mines
Tags:salt mine, salt mines, workday, workdays, workday schedule, workday schedules, weekday, weekdays, privilege, privileged, life of privilege, exhausted, exhaustion, work, works, work day, work days, wealthy, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, upper class, upper classes, first world problem, first world problems, problem, problems, fancy restaurant, haute cusine, cuisine, waiter, waiters, wait tables, waits tables, waiting tables
"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"
"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."
"Sherwood Forest...Robin Hood speaking."
"My name is Jean. I'll be your downer for the evening."
Tags:party, parties, partying, bummer, bummers, bummed out, depressed, depression, depressing, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, guest, guests, party guest, party guests, cocktail party, cocktail parties, frustration, frustrations, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations, server, servers, waiter, waiters, waiting tables
Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee
Tags:cup of coffee, cups of coffee, bottomless, bottomless cup, bottomless cups, refill, refills, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, cup, cups, fill, fills, filling, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, cafe, cafes, literal, cafeteria, cafeterias, server, servers, service, waiter, waiters, waiting, wait tables, waiting tables
"Wait! is it 'Serve from the left, clear from the right' or the other way around?"