Waitress Cartoons

Waitress Cartoons

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"This brand has a clean balance sheet, a lively marketing plan with tasteful notes of originality, and a strong fiscal-year finish."

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"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"

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"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

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"I'll have whatever is hot, fast, and artisanal."

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"You folks ready to order?"

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"Sorry, we don't serve the Lumberjack's breakfast to accountants."

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"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

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"If you're willing to wait, the soup is always better on the second day."

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"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

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"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

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"How's everything?"

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"We know technology would replace us someday."

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"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."

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"Fiction or non-fiction?"

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"I'm sorry, sir. That's the children's menu."

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"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

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"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

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"There's been one change to the menu. We're no longer spelling brussels sprouts with a capital 'B'."

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"Molting or non molting?"

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"Would you care to select your chicken?"

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"Tiramisu doesn't live here any more."

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"Does your waitress have any identifying marks or tattoos?"

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"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

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"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

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"If you like anchovies you'll love it, but you have to like anchovies."

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