"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"
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noise, noises, irritating noise, irritating, noises, alarm, alarms, alarm system, alarm clock, alarm clocks, dream, dreams, dreaming, fantasy, buzz, buzzes, buzzing, interrupt, interrupts, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, wake, wakes, waking, wake up, wakes up, waking up, nightmare, nightmares, real life"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."
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wake, wakes, wake up, wakes up, waking up, scream, screams, screaming, stress, stressed out, stressing out, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, depression, depressed, unhappy, miserable, misery, miserable existence, businessman, businessmen, upper class, upper classes, upper crust, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, suburb, suburbs, suburban life, bored, boring, stressor, stressors, modern life, modern times, modern man, working man, working men"Beuford was too old for a sexual frenzy."
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frenzy, frenzied, die, dies, dying, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, die too young, dying too young, dead too young, fantasy, lament, laments, lamenting, mourn, mourns, mourning, mourner, mourners, too old, die too old, dying too old, elderly, elder, elders, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens"Why would He take someone so toned?"
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dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dead, die, died, dying, death, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, grave, graves, graveyard, cemetery, cemeteries, weight lifter, weight lifting, weight lifters, fitness, fit, muscles, muscular, toned, attraction, eye candy, health, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestones"No, I don't need an alarm clock - anxiety is my alarm clock."
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sleep, wake, bed, morning, stress, watch, time, alarm clock, alarm clocks, anxiety, anxious, anxiousness, alarm, alarms, wake up, wakes up, waking up, nerve, nerves, nervous, nervousness, social anxiety, social anxieties, confession, confessions, confessional, bar talk, pub talk, mankoff"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."
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death, died, die, dies, dying, funeral, funerals, funerary, funeral procession, wake, the wake, holding a wake, open casket, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, comment, commenting, everyone's a critic, comb over, combover, comb-over, hair, haircut, haircare, bald, balding, male pattern baldness, male patterned baldness, fashion, fashions, gossup, gossiping, gossipy, fashionable, black humor, dark humor, dark humour, black humour"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"
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wake, wakes, wake up, waking up, husband, husbands, annoy, annoys, annoyance, annoyances, grievance, grievances, complaint, complaints, complaining, complain, complains, irritation, irritations, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, communication, communicate, communicates, communicating, gripe, gripes, griping, irritating, annoying habit, annoying habits, air, airs, airing, problem, problems, marriage problem, marriage problems"Before we continue, is there anyone else present who has never seen a dead person?"
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, memorial service, memorial services, memorial, memorials, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, open-casket, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, new experience, new experiences, interruption, interruptions, interrupting, curious, curiosity, black humour, black humor, dark humor, dark humour"He's still in therapy."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, funeral, funerals, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, still, life after death, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, corpse, corpse, dead body, dead bodies, deceased, dead, death, mental health, healthcare, health care, pointless, useless"I was hoping taxes would go first."
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irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, death and taxes, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead"I don't want to remember her like this. I want to remember her for the mean thing she said in 1981."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral service, wake, wakes, memorial, memorials, memorial service, memorial services, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, mourn, mourning, mourner, mourners, bereaved, grieving, remember, remembering, remembrance, remembering the dead, memory, memories, mean, mean comment, mean comments, comment, comments, petty, grudge, grudges, holding a grudge, resentful, resentment, bitter, relationship, relationships, family, families"No wonder we could get tickets."
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theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, stage, stages, auditorium, auditoriums, play, plays, show, shows, performance, performances, audience, entertainment, death, funeral, funerals, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, mourning, mourner, mourners, grief, grieving, widow, widows, crying, ticket, tickets, bad play, bad plays, bad performance, bad performances, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, good acting, good actor, good actors, good actress, good actress, realistic"Mother wouldn't want us to feel sad - she'd want us to feel guilty."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, memorial service, memorial services, memorial, memorials, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, eulogy, eulogies, speech, speeches, bereaved, mourning, mourner, mourners, grieving, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, daughter, daughters, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, mother-daughter relationships, family, families, feeling, feelings, emotion, emotions, emotional, guilt, guilty, sad, sadness, condolences, mental health"Yoo-hoo! We're all waiting."
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mourn, mourns, mourning, mourner, mourners, funeral, funerals, casket, caskets, queue, queues, line, lines, impatient, impatience, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, rude, rudeness, viewing, viewings, wake, wakes, funeral wake, funeral wakes, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, death in the family, jerk, jerks, impolite, impoliteness, uncouth, insensitive, insensitivityThe artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.
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wake, wakes, waking, wake up, wakes up, waking up, cubist, cubists, cubism, inspiration, inspirations, idea, ideas, relax, relaxes, relaxing, relaxation, work from home, works from home, working from home, startle, startles, startling, nap, naps, napping, nap time, artist, artists, artistry, creative, creativity, creative process, creative processes, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination"He loved the outdoors."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, pallbearer, pallbearers, mourner, mourners, mourning, grieving, bereaved, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, nature, natural"One more - Billy wasn't crying."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, burial, burials, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, modern funerals, family, families, mourner, mourners, bereaved, grieving, crying, sad, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, photographer, photographers, selfie, selfies, family portrait, family portraits, family photo, family photos, picture, pictures, millennial, millennials, modern life"Later on, the buffet is going to be all the foods he wasn't allowed to eat."
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junk food, junk foods, fast food, fast foods, wake, wakes, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, buffet, buffets, reception, receptions, mourner, mourners, mourning, griever, grievers, grief, griefs, grieving, mourn, mourns, celebration, diet, diets, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, healthy diet, health food, health foods, send off, send-off"It's what he'd want, Mom—they're all together now."
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taxidermy, head, heads, animal, animals, animal head, animal heads, trophy, trophies, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, hunting, hunter, hunters, shooting, shooter, shooters, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports, game hunting, game hunter, game hunters, stuffed, stuffed head, stuffed heads, death, dead, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, funeral service, funeral services, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, together in death, together at last"He had himself pierced once too often."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, memorial service, memorial services, memorial, memorials, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, piercing, piercings, earring, earrings, fashion, style, personal style, personal appearance, wild, punk, too far, accessories, piercer, piercersA pig mourns her husband at a funeral as the guests eat.
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pig, pigs, pork, hog, hogs, hog roast, hog roasts, funeral, funerals, vegetarian, vegetarians, carnivore, carnivores, wake, wakes, roast, roasts, vegan, vegans, veganism, guilt, guilt-inducing, guilting, widow, widows, widowed, cater, caters, catering, caterer, caterers, pork roll, pork rolls, pork bun, pork buns, whole hog, funeral rites"Well, finally! Gracefully aging no more."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, memorial service, memorial services, memorial, memorials, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, jealousy, jealous, envy, envious, aging, ageing, fountain of youth, beauty, attractive, beautiful, pretty, attractiveness, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, mourner, mourners, woman, women, aging gracefully, ageing gracefully"He makes it look so damn easy."
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dying, dead, funeral, funerals, open casket, open caskets, wake, wakes, grief, grieving, mourning, jealous, jealousy, skill, skills, getting old, getting older, ageing, fed up, fed-up, burial, burials, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, mourner, mourners