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"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"
"Great God Almighty! Somebody please wake me up and tell me I'm only dreaming that the chicken marsala costs a whopping twenty-eight ninety-five!"
"He's on a timer."
"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."
"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."
"Not me, brother - you wake him!"
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