"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"
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"This is your wake-up call - change or die."
"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."
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"No, I don't need an alarm clock - anxiety is my alarm clock."
"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"
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"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"
"He's all the stimulus I need."
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"I couldn't sleep."
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Dowsing for Coffee
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"Great God Almighty! Somebody please wake me up and tell me I'm only dreaming that the chicken marsala costs a whopping twenty-eight ninety-five!"
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"I woke up in a strange marriage with my clothing off."
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"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."
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"He'll call you back as soon as he's had his coffee."
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"Get with it, love! Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day stands tiptoe on the misty mountaintops."
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The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.
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The Cat's Alarm Clock
"Mom? Are you awake?"
"Your 5 A.M. is here."
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"Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! You only have thirty or forty years left to live!"
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"He's on a timer."
A skeleton sits up in bed.
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"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."
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A vampire wakes up to find a bat in his stocking.
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"I've just had the most horrible dream!"