"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"
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"This is your wake-up call - change or die."
"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."
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"No, I don't need an alarm clock - anxiety is my alarm clock."
"He's all the stimulus I need."
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Dowsing for Coffee
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The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.
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"Your 5 A.M. is here."
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"Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! You only have thirty or forty years left to live!"
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A skeleton sits up in bed.
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A vampire wakes up to find a bat in his stocking.
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"I've just had the most horrible dream!"
"Wake up, you idiot—you forgot to turn off the hat!"
"All right―what's the trouble this time?"
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