Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response
"I suppose you think this is boring!"
A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
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"It's right about here that my socks fall down."
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See Manhattan . . . By Car!
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"I'm walking the sloth. See you all in a week."
Stroll a Kid: $10 One Hour, $6 1/2 Hour.
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"He used to own a muscle car."
How's My Walking?
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"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."
"O.K., there's the sun, so that direction is 'up'."
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"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."
"Do you think people had a nice time?"
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The comeback trail
"It's a good thing this is a leisure-time activity, because you couldn't pay me to do it."
"Try to think of being hopelessly lost as less of a weakness and more of an opportunity."
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"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."
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"Down boy, it's Halloween."
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"What I like most about this is the trail mix."
"Man, I love roughing it out here. . . but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"
Walking frame left out