"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles through the snow to change the channel."
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remote, remote control, remote controls, tall tale, tall tales, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, war story, war stories, story, stories, grow up, grows up, growing up, tv, tvs, tv remote, tv remotes, when i was a boy, cliche, cliches, walk, walks, walking, get up, getting up, smart device, smart devices, generation gap, generation gapsA robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.
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dog, dogs, fire hydrant, fire hydrants, walk, walks, walking, take a walk, takes a walk, taking a walk, nuts, bolts, robot, robots, robotic, robotics, mechanical, mechanical dog, mechanical dogs, technology, modern life, modern lives, modernity, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, pet, pets"Are we there yet?"
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trojan horse, horse costume, horse costumes, horse, horses, leg, legs, walking, road trip, road trips, family trip, family trips, family vacation, family vacations, travelling with kids, traveling with kids, travelling with children, traveling with children, kid, kids, child, children, family, families, are we there yet, cliche, cliches, complaint, complaints, complaining, whinging, whinging, whine, whingeA superhero dog asks to be walked.
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superhero, superheroes, walk, walks, walkies, walking, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, fly, flies, flying, human flight, go out, goes out, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog person, dog people, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, beg, begs, begging, animal trainer, animal trainers, dog walker, dog walkers, dog trainer, dog trainersTaking the dog for a walk.
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walk, walks, walking, dog, dogs, dog walk, dog walks, dog walking, dog walker, dog walkers, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, catcher, catchers, catching, dog lover, dog lovers, dog person, dog people, batter, batters, batting, beg, begs, beggingA man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins
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sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, leisure, bowling, bowling ball, bowling balls, bowling pin, bowling pins, bowler, bowlers, strike, strikes, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, walking, waling the dog, dog walking, walkies, leash, leashes, corner, corners, around the corner, street scene, street scenes"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
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duel, duels, cowboy, cowboys, shoot, shoots, shootout, shootouts, gunslinger, gunslinging, gun slinger, gun slinging, ten paces, elderly, old, old age, older, draw, gun, guns, wild west, the west, old west, old men, old people, fight, fighting, paces, reason, forgot, forgotten, forget, forgets, forgetting, walking, the wild west, aging, forgetful, history, westward expansionA man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.
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treadmill, treadmills, exercise, exercises, exercising, home gym, home gyms, gym, gyms, exercise equipment, hot coal, hot coals, burn, burns, burning, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating, burned, burnt, move, moves, moving, unmotivated, motivation technique, motivation techniques, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, run, runs, running, walk, walks, walking, jog, jogs, jogging"He's got your trudge."
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trudge, trudging, walk, walking, father, son, fathers, sons, like father like son, alike, similar, inherited, inherit, inherits, trait, traits, plod, plodding, trek, trekking, insult, insulting, backhanded, backhanded compliment, alike, inheritance, genes, dna, genetic, genetics, learned, learning, parent, parents"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"
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beef jerky, trail mix, energy bar, energy bars, guru, gurus, salesman, salesperson, seller, sellers, opportunist, opportunists, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, walk, walks, walking, long walk, long walks, demand, demands, market demand, market demands, wise man, wise men, hiking trail, hiking trails, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, commercialization, commercialisation"It's right about here that my socks fall down."
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exercise, working out, work out, workout, workouts, work outs, exercising, exercised, fit, fitness, getting fit, in shape, getting in shape, jog, jogger, joggers, jogging, run, runner, runners, running, walk, walker, walkers, walking, friend, friends, gym, gym buddy, gyms, cardio, sock, socks, footwear"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."
"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"
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sweater, sweaters, jumper, jumpers, trench, trenchcoat, trenchcoats, trenches, trench coat, trench coats, dog, dogs, doggie, doggies, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, walk, walks, walking, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, tough, tough guy, tough guysMan Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same
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blurred, blur, blurry, visual gag, visual joke, drawing, draw, drawn, drawing hacks, hack, hacks, life hacks, lifehacks, soaked to the skin, soaked, soak, damp, bad weather, man, rain, raining, rains, when it rains it pours, heading home, long way home, after work, walking, walks, walkTraining Heels
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high heels, high heeled shoes, training shoes, gender issues, gender inequality, misogyny, park, parks, central park, walk, walking, strolling, child, kid, kids, childhood, growing up, learn, learner, learner, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother, mothers, mothering, helicopter parent, overparent, overparenting, businesswoman, business woman, businesswomen, business women, fashions, fashion, womens fashion, women's fashion"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."
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overconfident, overconfidence, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, batter, batters, batting, walk, walks, walking, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, angel, angels, god, skill, skills, skilled, slugger, sluggers, slugging, arrogant, arrogance, cocky, cockiness, overestimate, overestimates, overestimating, confidence, confident, self-confident, self-confidence, athlete, athletes"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."
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walk, walks, walking, pedestrian, pedestrians, laws of physics, cartoons, cartoon physics, look down, looks down, looking down, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, street, streets, fall, falls, falling, fall down, falls down, falling down, float, floats, floating, hover, hovers, hovering, dawning realization, dawning realizations, defy gravity, defying gravity, gravityA Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'
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history, prehistory, prehistorical, prehistoric, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, whale, whales, terrestrial, leg, legs, foot, feet, walk, walking, significant, moment, moments, important, swim, swimming, go for a swim, land, sea, evolution, evolve, change, science, biology, nature, relaxation, relax, leisure, take a load off"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"
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flirt, flirts, catcall, catcalls, catcalling, harass, harasses, harassing, gait, gaits, walk, walks, walking, porch, porches, hit on, hits on, hitting on, passerby, passers-by, people-watching, spy, spies, spying, attractive, attractiveness, attraction, attractions, stare, stares, staring, unwanted attention, unwelcome attention"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
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poison oak, poison ivy, plant, plants, identification, id, iding, identifying, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, botany, botanist, botanists, uncertain, uncertainty, woods, forest, walk, walks, walking, confused, confusion, toxic, poison, poisons, poisonous plant, poisonous plants, rash, rashes, identity crisis, identity crises, identity