"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles through the snow to change the channel."
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A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.
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"I suppose you think this is boring!"
Walking Tours of New York
"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."
"I still think a simple pedestrian mall would have sufficed."
A superhero dog asks to be walked.
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Taking the dog for a walk.
A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.
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"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"
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"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."
"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"
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Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same
"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."
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"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."
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"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"
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"How far is that in city blocks?"
"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
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See Manhattan . . . By Car!
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"Damn, Toto! We're back in Kansas!"
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"I'm walking the sloth. See you all in a week."
"How far is two pounds from here?"
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Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones
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"Winter in Central Park just isn't the same without all of last year's Christo crap."