"I'll give you a few moments to recover from the prices."
Tags:menu, menus, posh restaurant, posh restaurants, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, snotty restaurant, snotty restaurants, girlfriend, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, shock, shocks, wallet, check, checks, cheque, cheques
Mistaken Identity Theft
"If you're being raptured, throw me your wallet."
Tags:religion, religious, rapture, raptured, going to heaven, christian, christians, christianity, evangelicalism, fundamentalist, poor, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, tramp, tramps, homeless, homeless person, homeless people, wallet, wallets, money, cash, man, men, businessman, businessmen, rich, wealthy, well-off, pentecostal, pentecostals, pentecostalism
"Never, ever, drink on an empty wallet."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, wallet, wallets, empty wallet, empty wallets, broke, poor, unable to pay, poverty, never, angry, anger, tell-off, lecture, lectures, lecturing, word play, wordplay, cliche, cliches
"Is that skin Marc Jacobs?"
"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."
Tags:quality, qualities, quantity, quantities, money-driven, money-grubbing, money-grubber, money-grubbers, trophy wife, trophy wives, rich, rich husband, rich husbands, marry for money, marrying for money, wordplay, play on words, pun, puns, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, wealthy, wealth, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, gossip, gossips, gossiping, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, bank account, bank accounts, wallet, wallets, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes
"Watch my purse, okay?"
"Wait. . . is my wallet in my phone or is my phone in my wallet?"
Tags:digital wallet service, digital wallet services, mobile payment, mobile payments, mobile payment method, mobile payment methods, mobile wallet, mobile wallets, payment method, payment methods, wallet, wallets, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, technological advances, technological advancements
"The procedure begins with a local anesthetic to your wallet."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, wallet, wallets, medical billing, operation, operations, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, anesthetic, anaesthetic, anesthesia, anaesthesia
Coat check and wallet check.
From The Makers Of Wonderbra: WonderWallet
Tags:brassiere, underwear, play on words, word play, word-play, push-up, push up, impress, impressive, deceive, deceiving, looks can be deceiving, appearance, appearances, reassure, reassurances, reassuring, merchandise, merch, merchandising, consumerism, ad, ads, advertising, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, wallet, wallets, sales, salesman