War Cartoons

"How else are we going to pay for the war?"

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."

"You mean what we did just then was an actual war?"

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"Instead, let me be your investment advisor and get you eleven-per-cent return, year in and year out, regardless of market conditions."

"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"

"I do want a war, but I'd like to be asked nicely."

"Let the healing begin."

"He's from PM."

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

"I feel an intense pride, Robert, that I live in a country rich enough to have war and peace at the same time."

"This next song goes out to anyone who's ever been in love with the idea of invading Iran."

"What's amazing to me is that this late in the game we still have to settle our differences with rocks."

"Preparing to Cross the Alps: Hannibal's Address to his Elephants

"Who told the press we were having a bad hair day?"

"Nobody told me that world domination could be so complicated."

"Lionel's been calling for more minesweepers for years."

"Should I free the gays, too?"

"Oh, that's good, sir, that's very good - 'What if they gave a war and nobody profited.' "

"The yellow ones need to be signed, but the pink ones only require initials."

"I'm having trouble getting everyone lined up."

"You don't bring a fife to a gunfight."