"He said we can just ignore the sign."
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A workman holds up a stop sign while a war occurs.
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"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"
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"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"
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"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."
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"It doesn't get any better than this."
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"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."
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A series of cameras go through a war zone.
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"We were about to get a divorce, but we decided instead to go with the U.N. Peacekeepers."
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Hunters are hunted by a bear, a rabbit and a deer.
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"Mr. Marpole, the lady is here to mop up - should I send her in?"
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"...And then we have the 'Terrorist Special' where you're shot in the head and then dumped at the airport of your choice."
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"It's lovely there this time of year, if there isn't a war."
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"Some boots on the ground to see you, Mr Grunwald."
"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat behaviour, cat behavior, feline behavior, feline behaviour, cat owner, cat owners, cat belly, cat bellies, trap, traps, ambush, ambushes, trick, tricks, ambushing, battleground, battlegrounds, stray, strays, warzone, warzones, war zone, war zones, war-zone, war-zones, battle-ground, battle-grounds, soldier, soldiers, distraction, distractions, bait, baits