"He said we can just ignore the sign."
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A workman holds up a stop sign while a war occurs.
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"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"
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"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"
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"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."
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"It doesn't get any better than this."
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"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."
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A series of cameras go through a war zone.
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"We were about to get a divorce, but we decided instead to go with the U.N. Peacekeepers."
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Hunters are hunted by a bear, a rabbit and a deer.
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"Mr. Marpole, the lady is here to mop up - should I send her in?"
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"...And then we have the 'Terrorist Special' where you're shot in the head and then dumped at the airport of your choice."
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"It's lovely there this time of year, if there isn't a war."
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"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"
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