"How else are we going to pay for the war?"
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"You mean what we did just then was an actual war?"
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"Coordinates 135 and 350."
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"I do want a war, but I'd like to be asked nicely."
"Oh, that's good, sir, that's very good - 'What if they gave a war and nobody profited.' "
"I'm having trouble getting everyone lined up."
Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple
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"That's one more reason not to like him."
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"When your only tool is a trebuchet, every problem looks like a siege."
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"This symposium has gotten completely out of hand!"
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"For a militia, he's not very well regulated."
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"Here's the deal: we call the shots when your're young, you call the shots when we're old, and everything in between is a non-stop battle for control."
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"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"
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How to Tell if a Country Has the Bomb
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"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."
"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."
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Two protesters; one is holding a sign that reads "No War" while the other is holding a sign that reads "Some war".
The New Golf
"Daddy! Daddy! American planes bombed a key rail depot near Hanoi and knocked out a power station today in a record number of strikes for the third consecutive day!"
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"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"
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Bush's Foreign Policies
"He's mellowed quite a bit over the years. However, that's become a signature thing for him."
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"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."
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"Is this legal?"