"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."
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"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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"Gentlemen: This is a follow-up on our recent Christmas card."
"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."
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"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"
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"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi
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More Reasons To Beware Of Dog
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"For the last time - you and your horsie get away from me and stay away!"
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"If she sings it's over."
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"This is going to be a little invasive."
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"And bear in mind that anything you say can be used against you in 'Doonesbury.'"
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In hindsight, I suppose, the number of medical school diplomas on the walls should have been a red flag.
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Greetings From Downer Beach.
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Police Line Do Not Cross
"You can hide, but you can't run."
"You were a stray before and you can be a stray again."
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"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."
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Caution Confusing Signage Ahead.
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"You heard the little lady, Mister. She said, 'Don't touch that dial.' "
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"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."
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"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."
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I've got a gun.
"Watch out for his right hook."
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"Due to a bomb scare at Times Square, we're being held in the station. Please remain numb."
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