"This is your wake-up call - change or die."
"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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"That can't be good."
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Many walks past "Beware of our lawyer".
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"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."
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"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"
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"Guess which one is the cell tower."
"Careful—some of our children's firearms are manufactured in plants that also process nuts and nut products."
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"And would you be performing the actual surgery?"
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"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."
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"It's time we have a little chat."
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"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi
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"I'm warning you—it's a sty."
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"Drat! I suppose the market has already discounted this, too."
More Reasons To Beware Of Dog
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"For the last time - you and your horsie get away from me and stay away!"
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"I'm just going to give you a warning this time, and some SPF 50."
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"The axe is falling! The axe is falling!"
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"If she sings it's over."
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A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".
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"It looks like Ulf, but it sure doesn't sound like Ulf."
God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.
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