"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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lemur, lemurs, primate, primates, primatologist, primatologists, primatology, lemming, lemmings, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, accident, accidents, suicidal, regret, regrets, regretting, warning, warnings, warn, warns, madagascar, soundalike, soundalikes, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, identity crisis"That can't be good."
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sunset, sunsets, setting son, disaster, disasters, natural disaster, natural disasters, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, worry, worries, worrying, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs, extinguish, extinguished, sun, put out, puts out, putting out, fire, fires, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidaysMany walks past "Beware of our lawyer".
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home, homes, house, houses, security, guard dog, guard dogs, guard, guards, beware, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, fence, fences, protection, guarding, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, home security, personal security, crimeDanger
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road sign, road signs, highway sign, high way signs, road works, danger, dangerous, warning, warnings, building work, construction work, construction workers, fear, scare, scared, trepidation, warning sign, warning signs, nerves, nervous, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, gulp, driving, driver, drivers"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, warn, warning, warnings, scallops, creamy, too creamy, sauce, sauces, bad dish, bad choice, bad choices, future, time travel, time machine, time machines, time traveller, time travellers, time traveler, time travelers, time, science, technology, past"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"
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desert, deserts, skeleton, skeletons, hydrate, hydrates, hydration, gazelle, gazelles, thirst, thirsts, thirsty, warning, warnings, warn, warns, message, messages, warning sign, warning signs, lost, lesson, lessons, learning a lesson, learns a lesson, starve, starves, starving, learn, learns, learning, parent, parents, parenting"Careful—some of our children's firearms are manufactured in plants that also process nuts and nut products."
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gun store, gun stores, gun shop, gun shops, gun dealer, gun dealers, arms dealer, arms dealers, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun safety, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, allergy, allergies, allergen, allergens, nut, nuts, nut allergy, nut allergies, nut products, plant, plants, factory, factories, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, pink, colourful, colorful, manufactured, politics, government, government, safety, health, regulations, regulation, law, laws, firearm safety, strict"And would you be performing the actual surgery?"
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surgery, surgeries, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons, tie, ties, tying, ominous, warning, warnings, ominous sign, ominous signs, warning sign, warning signs, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, paranoia, paranoid, clumsy, klutz, klutzes, klutzy, fumble, fumbles, fumbling"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, backwoods, summer house, summer houses, vacation home, vacation homes, vacation house, vacation houses, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, warning, warnings, ominous warning, skeleton, skeletons, out of the way, remote location, remote locations"It's time we have a little chat."
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scrooge, ebenezer scrooge, ghosts, haunting, haunted, warning, warnings, ghost of christmas past, trump, donald trump, president trump, president, robert mueller, mueller, mueller investigation, the special counsel investigation, election interference, russian interference, russian, russia, elections, corruption, political corruption, corruption allegations, allegations, allegation"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi
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health warning, health warnings, warning, warnings, food labelling, food label, food labels, warn, warns, food hygiene, health consequence, health consequences, cholesterol, saturated, food contamination, pcbs, toxic, salmonella, mass production, poultry industry, waiter, waiters, wait staff, fair warning, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, restaurant food"I'm warning you—it's a sty."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pig, pigs, pig sty, pig stys, sty, sties, messy, messy room, messy rooms, messy house, messy houses, relationship, relationships, relationship problem, relationships issues, date, dates, dating, warning, warnings, bringing a date home, interior, interiors, language, expression, expressions, cliche, cliches, wordplay, word playMore Reasons To Beware Of Dog
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dog, dogs, villain, villains, threat, threaten, threatened, murder, murderous, scare, scared, scary, pet, pets, bad dog, bad dogs, horseback, horse back, viking, cavalry, charge, charger, fence, fences, keep out, sign, signage, warning, warned, warn, warnings, signs, domestic pet, play on words, word play, cossacks.cosack, beware of the dog, the wild hunt"For the last time - you and your horsie get away from me and stay away!"
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horse, horses, horse ride, horse rides, horse around, horses around, horsing around, bar, bartender, bartenders, bar fly, bar flies, barfly, mess around, messing around, play, plays, playing, immature, immaturity, warn, warns, warning, warnings, drinker, drinkers, drinking, bar fight, bar fights, fight, fights, fighting, brawl, brawls, brawling"I'm just going to give you a warning this time, and some SPF 50."
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warning, warnings, burn, burns, sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, sunburned, shirtless, shirtlessness, let off, let off with a warning, spf 50, sunblock, bad idea, bad ideas, police, police department, police departments, cop, cops, park scene, park scenes, public park, public parks, park, parks, faux pas"The axe is falling! The axe is falling!"
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, firing, lay offs, laying off, unemployment, termination, downsizing, cut backs, warning, warnings, panic, panicking, henny penny, chicken little, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, fable, fables, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the sky is falling, axes, axes, getting the axe, waiting for the axe to fall, expression, expressions, word play, wordplayParty Favors
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, guest, guests, sign, signs, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, label, labels, personality, personalities, problem, problems, issue, issues, dishonesty, dishonest, liar, liars, chatty, satanist, satanists, clingy, party favor, party favors, party favour, party favours, character flaw, character flaws, psychology"If she sings it's over."
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fat lady, fat ladies, ending, endings, sing, sings, singing, over, end, ends, ending, finish, finished, finishes, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, jury, juries, witness, witnesses, witnessing, witness for the prosecution, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, warning, warnings, warn, warnsA chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".
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animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, henny penny, chicken little, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, fable, fables, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, the sky is falling, technology, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, warning, warnings, new year, new years, new year's day, new year's eve, millennium, new millennium, 1999, 2000, year 2000 problem, y2k problem, y2k, millennium bug, y2k bug, panic, panics, panickingGod uses a corkscrew on a volcano.
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volcano, volcanoes, volcanologist, volcanologists, volcanology, corkscrew, corkscrews, pop the top, pops the top, act of god, acts of god, god's will, gods will, will of god, natural disaster, natural disasters, wine, wine bottle, cork, corks, uncork, uncorks, uncorking, warning, warnings, ominous, harbinger, harbingers"Two-minute warning."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, session, sessions, appointment, appointments, time, timer, timers, countdown, countdowns, stopwatch, stopwatches, stop watch, stop watches, stop-watch, stop-watches, watch, watches, clock, clocks, timing, warning, warnings, warn, time remaining, minutes, two-minute, two minutes, sport, sports, calling time, almost over, time's up, time's almost up, game over, limited time, healthcare, health care, mental health, doctor, doctors, modern life