Warrior Cartoons

Warrior Cartoons

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"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."

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"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"

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"They say you are a great warrior."

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"Valhalla."

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"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

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"Bon pillage!"

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"My people will get back to your people."

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"I've asked you not to use the siege tower to meet women."

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"That's one more reason not to like him."

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"He's energizing his base."

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"No wonder we could get tickets."

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"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

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"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

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Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

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"Dibs on the briefcase."

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"Just because you're Attila the Hun, Dad, doesn't mean I have to be Attila the Hun."

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"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."

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"Hey, we'd fight to the last Spartan if this rain would let up."

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"There's been talk of having you disbarred."

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Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

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"For now, I want you to stay off siege ladders."

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"It doesn't get any better than this."

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"Aren't you being a little arrogant, son? Here's Lieutenant Colonel Farrington, Major Stark, Captain Truelove, Lieutenant Castle, and myself, all older and more experienced than you, and we think the war is very moral."

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"Little do they realize we no longer serve good King Frederick the Peacemaker but his son, Olav the Homicidal Maniac."

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"Don't worry, Ma - I'm too big to fail."

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