"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."
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"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"
"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"
"Don't worry, Ma - I'm too big to fail."
"Nobody told me that world domination could be so complicated."
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"That's one more reason not to like him."
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"They say you are a great warrior."
"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."
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"For now, I want you to stay off siege ladders."
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"Aren't you being a little arrogant, son? Here's Lieutenant Colonel Farrington, Major Stark, Captain Truelove, Lieutenant Castle, and myself, all older and more experienced than you, and we think the war is very moral."
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"My people will get back to your people."
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"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."
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Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.
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"I've asked you not to use the siege tower to meet women."
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"Hey, we'd fight to the last Spartan if this rain would let up."
"Dibs on the briefcase."
"It doesn't get any better than this."
Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.
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"Just because you're Attila the Hun, Dad, doesn't mean I have to be Attila the Hun."
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"No wonder we could get tickets."
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"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."
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"There's been talk of having you disbarred."
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"Little do they realize we no longer serve good King Frederick the Peacemaker but his son, Olav the Homicidal Maniac."
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