"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
Tags:scientific research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, chemical, chemicals, chemistry, chemist, chemists, discovery, discoveries, celebrating, detergent, detergents, washing, cleaning, laundry, chore, chores, housework, invention, inventions, innovation, innovative, old-fashioned, dancing
"Laundry or composting?"
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, marriage, marriages, married life, wife, wives, chore, chores, housework, laundry, doing laundry, laundry pile, washing pile, washing, clothes, clothing, messy, compost, composting, confused, confusion, problem, problems, food waste, raw garbage, organic waste
"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."
Tags:laundry, laundry basket, laundry baskets, laundry day, washing, fold, folds, folding, multitask, multitasks, multitasking, multitasker, multitaskers, stereotype, stereotypes, boardroom, boardrooms, board room, board rooms, meeting, meetings, gender, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, executive, executives, housework, homemaker, homemakers, clothing, woman, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, chore, chores, doing chores
Add Your Own Caption Week # 223
"I think it's our duty to notify the feds, Kelly."
Tags:money laundering, clean money, cleaning money, dirty money, drug money, money, washing, washing machine, washing machines, dryer, dryers, tumble dryer, tumble dryers, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, whistle blower, whistleblower, whistleblowers, whistle blowers, law and order, illegal, white collar crime, white collar crimes
"I dreamed that I stopped doing your laundry."
Tags:laundry, washing, housework, household chore, household chores, house-work, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, married couple, dream, dreams, nightmare, nightmares, night horror, night horrors, bad dream, bad dreams, gender role, gender roles, sexism, sexist, sexists, fantasy, fantasies
Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.
Einstein Discovers That Time is Actually Laundry
"Chef, the salads are ready, the meat is seasoned, and you're washing your hands in the soup."
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, preparing food, food safety, food hygiene, hygiene, unhygienic, health hazard, health hazards, dangerous, risky, contamination, bacteria, germs, food poisoning, clean, cleanliness, washing hands, handwashing, hand washing, wash, washing, soup, meat, salads, salad, meal, meals, meal preparation, bad chef, bad chefs
The Return Of The Minipants
Tags:fashion, fashions, men's fashion, men's, mens, mens fashion, mens clothes, mens clothing, shrink, shrunk, shrank, shrunk in the wash, washer, wash, washing, modern, modern fashion, modern life, mini pants, minipants, lederhosen, hosen, silly, mini-pants, three quarter lengths, 3/4 length, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, vintage fashion, vintage, business wear, business casual, business dress
"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."
Tags:laundry, doing the laundry, washing machine, washing machines, shrunk, shrinking, shrinking clothes, detergent, detergents, laundry detergent, laundry detergents, clothes, clothing, brighter, stain remover, stain removers, couple, couples, washing, doing the washing, whitener, whiteners, advertising, ad, ads, advert, advertisement, advertisements, modern life, chore, chores, household chore, household chores
Truth or Dare in Apartment 2-L
Tags:truth or dare, wash, washes, washing, laundry, doing laundry, daredevil, daredevils, live it up, living it up, life on the edge, mundane, bore, bores, boring life, boring, boring lives, go crazy, going crazy, pre-rinse, pre-rinses, pre-rinsing, type a personality, type a personalities, personality type, personality types, criminal, criminals, wild woman, wild women
Dish Soap And A Soap Dish Sharing A Nice Laugh
A Centaur Taking A Shower
"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housework, chore, chores, to-do-list, to-do-lists, list, lists, chore list, chore lists, agenda, agendas, laundry, washing, clothes washing, washing clothes, cleaning, repair, repairs, fixing, fence-mending, fence, fences, mending the fence, maintenance, detergent, laundry detergent, shopping, store, stores, shop, shops, avoiding, avoidance, avoid, avoids, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinator, procrastinators, put off, put-off, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes
"You're in my laundry's favorite seat."
A snowman uses a window cleaning spray to clean the glass.
"Would you have liked any help?"
Tags:domestic chores, domestic tasks, household chores, household tasks, couple, couples, co habitation, co-habitation, cohabitation, damage limitation, laundry, damage limitation, gender issues, gender discrimination, sexism, misogyny, spousal dispute, spousal disagreement, domestic, domestic argument, domestic arguments, fight, fighting, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, washing, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive-aggressive, passive-aggression, unhelpful, laundry room, laundry rooms
The Complete Cycle.
"Home office, O.K. Office home, not O.K."
Tags:home office, office home, shower, showering, showers, take a shower, washing, wash, wash up, washing up, clean, cleaning, taking a shower, showering at work, bath, bathing, office, offices, workplace, work, remote worker, working remotely, coworkers, coworker, boss, manager, management, managers
"Yes, we are taking in laundry."
"Where does it say bird bath?"
"Where does it say bird bath?"
"Oh, there's your problem—twenty years of resentment at having to do the dishes."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, dishes, washing the dishes, washing up, washing, dish washer, dish washers, dishwasher, dishwashers, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, kitchen, kitchens, resentment, anger, bitterness, rage, chore, chores, housework, blockage, pipe, pipes