"Mommy can be tough like Janet Reno. But she can also be vulnerable like Al Gore."
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"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."
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"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
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The Washington Arbitrators
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"Harry lives inside a beltway all his own."
"Of course you know Congressman Beasley."
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"O.K., who else is writing a book?"
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No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
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"You've been around here longer than I have. What are 'congressional ethics'?"
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"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."
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The Running for President Shop
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"The whole time I served in the US congress, I dreamed of exactly this: being a wealthy lobbyist sitting here with you."
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Jumping Into the Season's First Pile of Subpoenas
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An Outsider—Party Candidate Is Forced To Admit That He Once Visited Washington, D.C.
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Department of Dot Connection
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"What was it like, nabbing Reds?"
"Then we agree! We're doing the best job that can be done considering that the country's ungovernable."
"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."
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"Leak this against my wishes."
"There was a concern that it was reminding the President of John McCain."
"Are you anybody?"
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"You know what I like about power? It's so damn empowering."
"What the hell, Senator - let's cut to the chase."
"Bad news - that fire in your belly is an ulcer."
"Where there's smoke, there's mirrors."
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