Washington Dc Cartoons

"Mommy can be tough like Janet Reno. But she can also be vulnerable like Al Gore."

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."

Thoughts about a comfort

The Washington Arbitrators

"It's nothing like that, Annie. I just want to start seeing women from other swing states for a while."

"Harry lives inside a beltway all his own."

"Of course you know Congressman Beasley."

"O.K., who else is writing a book?"

"On the other hand, it's great to be out of Washington!"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"You've been around here longer than I have. What are 'congressional ethics'?"

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

Beltway Car Pool"Under the proposal, regional 'health alliances'—essentially, giant insurance-buying pools—would collect money from employers and individuals and in return offer them a variety of competing health plans. A national health board would control the alliances' budgets and prevent them from raising insurance premiums over a certain amount. Cool!"

The Running for President Shop

"He's moving his campaign headquarters back to Paris. He wants to be closer to the French people."

"The whole time I served in the US congress, I dreamed of exactly this: being a wealthy lobbyist sitting here with you."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Do your owners treat you well? Mine are very kind."

Jumping Into the Season's First Pile of Subpoenas

"How come I'm never hounded by the press?"

An Outsider—Party Candidate Is Forced To Admit That He Once Visited Washington, D.C.

"Who's our representative?"

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