"Don't make the same mistake I did and squander your years in the eighteen-to-thirty-four demographic."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, teen, teens, teenager, youth, youths, young adults, tv, t.v., telly, tvs, tellies, television, televisions, demographic, domographics, squander, squandering, waste, wasting, wasting your life, wasting youth, wasting life, young demographic
Tags:newspaper, newspapers, paper, papers, category, categories, lumber, lumberjack, lumberjacks, log, logs, logging, deforestation, climate change, global warming, wood, profession, professions, journalism, journalist, journalists, reading, read, reader, readers, news, literature, literary, physical media, waste, wasteful, daily newspaper, daily newspapers, section, sections
"I try to do my part."
Tags:recycling, recycle, jet, jets, airplane, private jet, private jets, jet airplane, plane, planes, trash, trashes, rubbish, bin, bins, trashcan, trash can, flying, wealth, wealthy, rich, high society, environmental, environmentalism, eco friendly, eco-friendly, irony, ironic, millionaire, millionaires, billionaire, billionaires, climate, climate change, waste, zero waste, zerowaste, carbon emissions, green house gases, greenhouse gases, reduce, reduce reuse recycle
"I'm not wasting my life online - I'm building my brand."
"According to our time-and-motion studies, you handle your time very well but a lot of your motion is wasted."
Tags:time and motion, time-and-motion, time and motion studies, time-and-motion studies, time-and-motion study, time and motion study, review, reviewing, management, manager, managers, survey, surveys, business, businesses, efficiency, efficient, time management, office, worker, workers, motion, motions, misinterpret, parody, parodying, filing, files, business efficiency, manage, executive, executives, waste, wasted, wastes
Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius
Tags:roadkill, road kill, diner, diners, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, roadside diner, roadside diners, eat locally, environmentally friendly, environmental friendliness, waste not, want not, waste, reuse, reuses, reusing, hipster, hipsters, local food, food miles, local eatery, local eateries, ethical, ethically sourced, locally sourced, ethic, ethics, food ethics, slow food, slow food movement
Headwaters Of The Gowanus Canal
Tags:source, source of the river, river, rivers, stream, streams, still, spring, springs, oil, oils, crude, crude oil, barrel, barrels, gas, petrol, diesel, gowanus, canal, environmental, environmentally, environmentally friendly, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmental crisis, climate change, global warming, environment, waste, toxic, toxic waste, landscape, countryside, country side, nature, natural, fossil fuel, fossil fuels
"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."
Tags:lollapalooza, board, boards, board meeting, board room, director, directors, board of governors, governing, govern, governs, meeting, meetings, business meeting, corporate, corporation, corporations, office life, offices, office meeting, executive, exec, execs, executive meeting, working, worker, working life, office drone, office drones, conference, conferences, bored, boring, bores, bore, modern world, modern life, waste, wasting, wasting time, waste of time
Urban Compost Heap.
"I realize that each day is a gift. Now it's just a matter of figuring out how to exchange fourteen thousand six hundred of them."
Tags:gift, gifts, grateful, gratitude, gratefulness, life, cynic, cynics, cynical, dark humor, dark humour, exchange, exchanges, exchanging gifts, unwanted, present, presents, middle age, middle aged, midlife crisis, forty, forties, fortieth birthday, 40th birthday, age, birthday, birthdays, waste, wastes, wasted
Recycling in the Bin
Tags:recycling, recycle, recycled, recycling bin, recycling bins, recycling point, recycling points, bin, bins, landfill, dustbin, dustbins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, rubbish, bin, bins, waste, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, bin collection, bin collections, waste collection, waste collections, recyclable, recyclables
"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
NYC Department of Sanitation
Tags:rocket, rockets, rocket ship, rocket ships, outer space, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, headphones, sanitation, garbage, garbage dump, dump, dumps, dumping, new york, new york city, waste, landfill, landfills, garbage dumps, tip, tips, recycle, recycles, recycling, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, launch, launches, launching, shuttle launch, shuttle launches, space flight, space travel
"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, dinner party, dinner parties, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, customer, customers, patron, patrons, request, requests, question, questions, compost, composting, environment, environmentally friendly, eco-friendly, tree hugger, tree huggers, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmentalism, environmental activism, food waste, waste, food loss, leftover, leftovers, garden, gardens, gardening, recycle, recycling
"He was never one to waste words."
Tags:rip, eulogy, eulogies, epitaph, epitaphs, grave, gravestone, gravestones, graves, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tomb, tombs, tombstone, tombstones, wasting words, waste, inscription, mincing words, inscriptions, chatterbox, silent type, chatterboxes, conversational skills, conversation, conversations
The Dinner Builiding
Tags:eating out, dining out, restaurant, courses, portion, portion size, portion sizes, skyline, skylines, city, cities, buildings, buildings, menu, menus, food course, food course, main course, the main course, leftover, leftovers, waste, food waste, landfill, landfill site, landfill sights, dump, dumps, dumpster, dumpsters, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, western world, western society
"O.K., here I am in the fourth grade, but is that really what I want to be doing with my life?"
Tags:maturity, pressure, pressures, career, careers, career, path, career paths, fourth grade, 4th grade, school, schools, schooling, classroom, classrooms, pupil, pupils, student, students, education system, waste, time wasting, time-wasting, wasting time, ambition, ambitions, life goal, life goals
"Would it kill you to compost?"
Tags:deserted island, deserted islands, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, marooned, maroon, stranded, compost, composting, waste, trash, ecological, ecologist, environment, environmental, environmentalist, tree hugger, tree huggers, environmentalism, gardening, gardener, recycle, recycling, eco-friendly, question, questions, fight, fights, conflict, conflicts, frustration, frustrated, stress, stressed, stressed out, coconut, coconuts, food waste, waste
"Your people will remember you for the money you saved them by not building a pyramid."
Tags:egypt, ancient egypt, history, pharaoh, pharaohs, servant, servant, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, pyramid, pyramids, monument, monuments, landmark, landmarks, memorial, memorials, tomb, tombs, death, preparing for death, funeral, desert, government, taxes, tax, construct, construction, construction project, construction projects, build, building project, building projects, saving money, public funds, waste, wasteful spending
Behind Closed Doors.
"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."
Tags:environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, gadfly, gadflies, activist, activists, activism, garbage, waste, waste management, recycle, recycles, reduce, reduces, reducing waste, carbon footprint, carbon footprints, garbage, hector, hectors, hectoring, bother, bothers, bothering, annoy, annoys, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations, hippy, hippies
Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment
Tags:exercise, exercises, exercise equipment, home gym, home gyms, gym, gyms, exercise machine, exercise machines, gather dust, gathers dust, gathering dust, waste, wastes, wasted, purchase, purchases, useless, fitness, physical fitness, personal trainer, personal trainers, gym equipment, newfangled
"I'm not spending another cent on birdseed."
DMV - Enter Here
Tags:dmv, drive, driver, drivers, driving, car, cars, travel, travelling, license, lisence, maze, mazes, labyrinth, labyrinths, bureaucracy, bureaucratic, automobile, automobiles, law, laws, regulations, regulation, regulatory, up to code, vehicle, vehicles, time, waste, wasting, waste of time, time wasting, time waster, difficult, modern world, modern life
"Why on earth would you spring for color film?"
Tags:animal, animals, penguin, penguins, talking animal, talking animals, antarctica, arctic, ice, snow, black, white, black and white, monochrome, monochromatic, waste, wasteful, useless, pointless, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, photographer, photographers, film, camera, cameras, color film, colour film, taking photos, film camera, film cameras