"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."
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"That get-well card we sent certainly was a waste of money."
"Congressman, you need a junket."
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"Well, the tickets sure as hell weren't minimal."
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"Tell the National Endowment for the Arts that we think funding for the B-2 is fully justified by the magnificent way it defines volumes with concave and convex spaces."
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"I'm not spending another cent on birdseed."
"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."
"Thiiiings! Things instead of money!"
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"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
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"It never fails. I'm in the bank, ready to make a deposit, and then, all of a sudden, my propensity to spend gets the better of my propensity to save."
Will spell your name
"Your generous contribution helps fund these solicitations."
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"Tell me that ain't worth 62 cents of every American dollar."
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