"Before you connect any more dots, you should know that all the dots have been repurposed."
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"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
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"I'm too busy recommending things to experience them myself."
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"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."
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"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."
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"What I don't get is why once we fly south we don't just stay there."
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"As long as I've got my legs shaved, I might as well do something with them."
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"Officer, everything in the world is bothering me."
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"Excuse me, sir - do you have a minute to listen to the dream I had last night?"
"I'd like to believe we're redefining the way future generations will waste their time."
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"I was building up my pecs."
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"We have to stick around - the fire guy's coming between twelve and two."
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"Don't waste time on Daddy. Mummy's the money."
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"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."
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"the Captain thinks it would be nice to have them boiled in their jackets tonight."
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"When is your husband due back from Seoul?"
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"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."
Well, that was a total waste of time!
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"After months of partisan bickering, Congress has finally agreed to put a Slinky on an escalator and see if it goes forever."
"You were right - I really didn't want to know how it's made, because that was incredibly boring."
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DMV - Enter Here
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"You've lived many lives, all as an accountant."
Tags:accountant, accountants, boring job, boring jobs, boring life, boring lives, wasted life, fortune teller, fortune tellers, soothsayer, soothsayers, crystal ball, crystal balls, career, careers, accounting, accounting job, accounting jobs, multiple lives, con, cons, con artist, con artists, trick, tricked, trickery, waste of time, let-down, let-downs, let down, let downs, disappoint, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments