"According to our time-and-motion studies, you handle your time very well but a lot of your motion is wasted."
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Career Progression Ladder
Urban Compost Heap.
"I realize that each day is a gift. Now it's just a matter of figuring out how to exchange fourteen thousand six hundred of them."
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Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment
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"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"
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"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."
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"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."
Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.
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"From now on, don't bring any newspapers with my breakfast!"
"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."
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"And your third wish?"
"Hey! You didn't drink your water!"
The Squandered Poke
The Rings of Earth
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"This is your third wish. Are you sure you want to waste it on another free download?"