"According to our time-and-motion studies, you handle your time very well but a lot of your motion is wasted."
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"Acting responsibly is below my pay grade."
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Urban Compost Heap.
"I realize that each day is a gift. Now it's just a matter of figuring out how to exchange fourteen thousand six hundred of them."
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Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment
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"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."
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"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"
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A Visit From The Procrastination Muse
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"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."
"Do you suppose there's life under other rocks?"
"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."
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"I'll be passing my tape measure over your buttocks, then coming up the inside of your leg. Is that O.K.?"
"And your third wish?"
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