"Don't make the same mistake I did and squander your years in the eighteen-to-thirty-four demographic."
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"I'm not wasting my life online - I'm building my brand."
"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."
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"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
DMV - Enter Here
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"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."
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"I brought lunch from home today. Would you toss it for me?"
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"A word to the wise, Benton. Don't squander your credibility."
A Visit From The Procrastination Muse
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"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."
"Don't pull out yet; we still have some time left on the meter."
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"Two cheeseburgers and world peace."
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"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."
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"And your third wish?"
"This is your third wish. Are you sure you want to waste it on another free download?"