"Before you connect any more dots, you should know that all the dots have been repurposed."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, connect the dots, connecting the dots, join the dots, joining the dots, repurposed, repurposing, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bureaucracy, waste of time, wasting time, bad manager, bad managers, badly managed, bad managements, underappreciated, out of the loop, bad communication, reinventing, reinvention
"Can you describe these countless wasted hours that ultimately make up the bulk of your life?"
Tags:lost and found, lost and found office, lost and found offices, lost property, losing things, lost things, misery, miserable, unhappy, unhappiness, depression, depressive, depressives, depressed, wasted hours, wasting time, time wasting, wasted life, pointless life, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, overthink, overthinking, complain, complaining, complainer, complainers
"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, delay, delays, delayed, late, inconvenience, voucher, vouchers, service, customer service, death, life, waiting, wait, long waits, redeem, redeemable, courtesy, wasting time, wasted time
"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."
Tags:doodle, doodles, doodling, skive, skives, skiving, timewasting, time wasting, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, work day, work days, working day, working days, pen, pens, pencil, pencils, busy, busy day, busy days, kvetch, kvetches, kvetching, moans, moaning, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, after work, office supplies
"It's pronounced 'hee-la' monster. The 'g' sounds like an 'h.' "
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, animal, animals, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, gila monster, gila monsters, language, languages, pronunciation, english, unhelpful, wasting time, biting, bite, emergency, emergencies
"I'm too busy recommending things to experience them myself."
Tags:social network, social networking, social networking, social media, internet, the internet, recommending, recommend, recommendation, online recommendation, online recommendations, online shopping, online shopper, online shoppers, modern technology, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, computer, computers, pc, pcs, p cs, p.c.s, experiences, experience, irl, real life, live in the moment, living in the moment, internet addict, internet addicts, internet addiction, computer addict, computer addicts, computer addiction, busy, business, wasting time, waste of time, time wasting
"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."
Tags:lollapalooza, board, boards, board meeting, board room, director, directors, board of governors, governing, govern, governs, meeting, meetings, business meeting, corporate, corporation, corporations, office life, offices, office meeting, executive, exec, execs, executive meeting, working, worker, working life, office drone, office drones, conference, conferences, bored, boring, bores, bore, modern world, modern life, waste, wasting, wasting time, waste of time
"As long as I've got my legs shaved, I might as well do something with them."
Tags:leg, legs, shave, shaves, gams, attractive, attractiveness, attraction, attractions, go out, goes out, going out, pretty, feel pretty, feels pretty, feeling pretty, gorgeous, waste of time, wastes of time, wasting time, groom, grooms, grooming, personal grooming, grooming habit, grooming habits
Getting in step with the global slowdown.
Two lines at a bank with signs saying "Chatting with Teller" and "No Chatting
"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."
Tags:water cooler, water coolers, stall, stalls, stalling, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, break room, break rooms, breakroom, breakrooms, lunch break, lunch breaks, long lunch break, long lunch breaks, waste time, wasting time, loiter, loiters, loitering, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, linger, lingers, lingering, caught, rebuke, rebukes, sarcastic, sarcasm
"I'd like to believe we're redefining the way future generations will waste their time."
Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.
Tags:modern art, abstract art, modern artists, modern artist, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art theft, plagiarism, fake, fakes, pretentious, pretentiousness, art student, art students, copycat, copycats, pretension, plagiarism, copying artwork, wasting time, postmodernism, contemporary art, modernism
Tags:repent, repenting, repentance, repentant, unrepentant, doomsayer, doomsayers, preacher, preachers, doomsday, doomsdays, scaremonger, scaremongering, doom merchant, doom merchant, irreverent, irreverence, self deception, self-deception, misunderstand, misunderstood, misunderstanding, futile, futility, waste of time, wasted time, wasting time, modern attitudes, deluded
"The internet wants to destroy your productivity."
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern technology, modern technologies, the internet, computer, computers, pc, pcs, notification, notifications, computer notification, computer notification, productivity, unproductive, attention span, attention spans, short attention span, consent, consenting, asking consent, time wasting, time waster, wasting time, the internet, the web, social network, social networks, social networking, social media
"We have to stick around - the fire guy's coming between twelve and two."
Tags:repairman, repairmen, wait, waits, waiting, nuisance, nuisances, plumber, plumbers, repair, home repair, home repairs, inconvenient, inconvenience, arrival time, arrival times, waste of time, wastes of time, wasting time, time window, time windows, fire, invention of fire, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, cable guy
"Oh, just cellaring. You?"
"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."
Tags:lazy, couch potato, couch potatoes, laziness, computer, computers, laptop, laptop, technology, internet, online, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, social-network, social-networks, social-networking, browsing, scrolling, newsfeed, newsfeeds, news feed, news feeds, network, networking, unemployed, unemployment, jobless, looking for a job, goof-off, millennial, millennials, modern life, time waster, time-waster, wasting time, passing time
"O.K., here I am in the fourth grade, but is that really what I want to be doing with my life?"
Tags:maturity, pressure, pressures, career, careers, career, path, career paths, fourth grade, 4th grade, school, schools, schooling, classroom, classrooms, pupil, pupils, student, students, education system, waste, time wasting, time-wasting, wasting time, ambition, ambitions, life goal, life goals
"the Captain thinks it would be nice to have them boiled in their jackets tonight."
Tags:ships crew, ship's crew, sailor, sailors, cabin crew, ships captain, ship's captain, navy, the navy, potato, potatoes, peeling potatoes, ships cook, ship's cook, food prep, food preparation, waste of time, wasting time, frustration, frustrations, too late, wasting food, waste of food, hierarchy, hierarchies, poor leadership, cook, cooks
"I'm not going to sit here and make fun of the very people I'm wasting my time watching."
Tags:award ceremony, award ceremonies, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, mockery, mocking, heckler, hecklers, heckling, couch potato, couch potatoes, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity culture, fan, fans, cynic, cynics, husband, husbands wife, wives, time wasting, wasting time, time waster, time wasters
"I'd love to chat longer, but I've got to get this guy to a hospital."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, ambulance, ambulances, paramedic, paramedics, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, emergency, emergencies, death, dying, chat, chats, chatting, chatty, gossiping, gossip, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, wasting time, bad paramedic, bad paramedics, malpractice, medical malpractice
"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"
Tags:global warming, sea level, ocean levels, rise, rises, sea level rise, sea level rising, conference, conferences, pitcher's mound, pitchers mound, meeting, meetings, meeting on the mound, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, batter, batters, indecision, flood, floods, flooding, great flood, great floods, catcher, catchers, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination, climate change, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism
"In the interest of fairness to the Democrats, I'm not going to waste my time on their convention either."
Tags:television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., politics, government, governments, convention, conventions, political, president, presidents, presidential, election, elections, candidate, candidates, political party, political parties, democratic national convention, democratic party, democrat, democrats, republican national convention, republican, republicans, republican party, gop, nomination, nominations, nominating, future, delegate, delegates, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, primary, primaries, waste of time, wasting time, media, fairness, fair
"Hey, you're preaching to the choir."
Tags:hell, hellish, purgatory, hades, underworld, devil, devils, devilish, satan, satanic, inferno, lake of fire, soul, souls, damned, damnation, eternal damnation, afterlife, pits of hell, inferno, demon, demons, condemnation, condemned, condemn, religion, christianity, satanism, preaching to the converted, wasting time, time wasting, believers, followers, worshipers, choir, chorus, groupthink