Wasting Time Cartoons

"Before you connect any more dots, you should know that all the dots have been repurposed."

"Can you describe these countless wasted hours that ultimately make up the bulk of your life?"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."

"It's pronounced 'hee-la' monster. The 'g' sounds like an 'h.' "

"I'm too busy recommending things to experience them myself."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"As long as I've got my legs shaved, I might as well do something with them."

Getting in step with the global slowdown.

Two lines at a bank with signs saying "Chatting with Teller" and "No Chatting

"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."

"I'd like to believe we're redefining the way future generations will waste their time."

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Repent

"The internet wants to destroy your productivity."

"We have to stick around - the fire guy's coming between twelve and two."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"O.K., here I am in the fourth grade, but is that really what I want to be doing with my life?"

"the Captain thinks it would be nice to have them boiled in their jackets tonight."

"I'm not going to sit here and make fun of the very people I'm wasting my time watching."

"I'd love to chat longer, but I've got to get this guy to a hospital."

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

"In the interest of fairness to the Democrats, I'm not going to waste my time on their convention either."

"Hey, you're preaching to the choir."