"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."
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"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."
"No, I don't need an alarm clock - anxiety is my alarm clock."
"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."
A watch face with Stonehenge
"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
Tags:savings, alien, aliens, watch, watches, sales, salesperson, salespeople, offer, offers, door-to-door, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, discount, discounts, discounted, travelling salesman, travelling salesmen, traveling salesman, traveling salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, advert, adverts, ad, ads
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, session, sessions, appointment, appointments, time, timer, timers, countdown, countdowns, stopwatch, stopwatches, stop watch, stop watches, stop-watch, stop-watches, watch, watches, clock, clocks, timing, warning, warnings, warn, time remaining, minutes, two-minute, two minutes, sport, sports, calling time, almost over, time's up, time's almost up, game over, limited time, healthcare, health care, mental health, doctor, doctors, modern life
"Boy, are you a tough nut to crack! This is its fifth season, and you still don't like it."
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Bay-Leaf Watch'You, in the dark-green three-piece suit, eating the bouillabaisse! You've got one on your spoon! Repeat—you've got one on your spoon!'
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, service, customer service, bay leaf, bay leaves, spice, spices, herb, herbs, lifeguard, lifeguards, lifeguarding, guarding, watch, watching, warning, warnings, soup, safety, food safety, water safety, protection, security, television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, famous, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, customer, customers, patron, patrons, helpful, pun, puns, wordplay, word play
"Oh, can't complain."
"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"
Tags:desert, deserts, water, thirst, thirsty, dying of thirst, stranded, dehydration, dehydrated, mesa, watch, watches, waterproof, swiss watch, swiss watches, chronograph, chronographs, brag, bragging, boast, boasting, ostentation, ostentatious, materialist, materialism, show off, show offs, death, you can't take it with you
"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."
Tags:sour grapes, passerby, passers by, people watching, observe, observes, observer, observers, jealous, jealousy, porch, porches, watch, watches, watching, watcher, watchers, dull, dull life, dull lives, adventure, adventures, adventurous, envy, envious, enviousness, justification, justifications, speed, speeds, speeding, sports car, sports cars, convertible, convertibles, justify, justifies, justifying, quiet life, quiet lives
"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."
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Pocket Knife Birdhouse Clock
A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera
Tags:desert island, island, shipwrecked, shipwreck, castaway, castaway, cctv, surveillance, surveillance state, surveillance culture, big brother, watching, watch, observe, observes, privacy, lack of privacy, invasion of privacy, solitude, mass surveillance, monitor, control, freedom, lack of freedom, threat to freedom, modern life, modern culture, social media
"Thank you for respecting my no-fly zone"
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"There they all are again..."
"I know we agreed to a period of watchful waiting, but this is more watchful than I bargained for."
"Hello. You have reached the Palace. If you wish to speak to the King, press '1' now. If you wish to speak to the Queen, press '2' now. If you wish to speak to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, press '3' now. And if you wish to speak to the Minister of Cul
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"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"
Tags:watch, watches, retro, retro design, retro designs, designer watch, designer watches, pressure gauge, pressure gauges, old-fashioned, old-timey, jeweler, jewelers, jewellery, jewelry, simple, simplicity, different taste, different tastes, taste, tastes, tastemaker, tastemakers, timepiece, timepieces, request, requests, requesting
"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"
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"Get your knockoff pretzels."
Tags:pretzel, pretzels, street food, theft, thief, thieves, stolen goods, black market, black market goods, watches, watch, electronic, electronics, street vendor, street vendor, knockoff, knockoffs, knockoff goods, knock off, knock offs, imitation, imitations, imitation goods, imitation product, imitation products, brand imitation, brand imitators, con, cons, con artist, con artists