"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."
"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."
A watch face with Stonehenge
"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
Tags:savings, alien, aliens, watch, watches, sales, salesperson, salespeople, offer, offers, door-to-door, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, discount, discounts, discounted, travelling salesman, travelling salesmen, traveling salesman, traveling salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, advert, adverts, ad, ads
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, session, sessions, appointment, appointments, time, timer, timers, countdown, countdowns, stopwatch, stopwatches, stop watch, stop watches, stop-watch, stop-watches, watch, watches, clock, clocks, timing, warning, warnings, warn, time remaining, minutes, two-minute, two minutes, sport, sports, calling time, almost over, time's up, time's almost up, game over, limited time, healthcare, health care, mental health, doctor, doctors, modern life
"Boy, are you a tough nut to crack! This is its fifth season, and you still don't like it."
Tags:tough nut, tough nuts, tough nut to crack, tough nuts to crack, binge, binges, binge watch, binge watches, binge watching, binging, bingeing, favorite show, favorite shows, favourite show, favourite shows, incompatible, incompatibility, show, shows, series, programme, programmes, tv programme, tv programmes, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, watch, watches, watching, watch together, watching together, impose, imposes, imposing, imposition, impositions
"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"
Tags:desert, deserts, water, thirst, thirsty, dying of thirst, stranded, dehydration, dehydrated, mesa, watch, watches, waterproof, swiss watch, swiss watches, chronograph, chronographs, brag, bragging, boast, boasting, ostentation, ostentatious, materialist, materialism, show off, show offs, death, you can't take it with you
Too cute for comfort.
"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."
Tags:sour grapes, passerby, passers by, people watching, observe, observes, observer, observers, jealous, jealousy, porch, porches, watch, watches, watching, watcher, watchers, dull, dull life, dull lives, adventure, adventures, adventurous, envy, envious, enviousness, justification, justifications, speed, speeds, speeding, sports car, sports cars, convertible, convertibles, justify, justifies, justifying, quiet life, quiet lives
"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."
Tags:the hamptons, happy memory, happy memories, watch, watches, expensive watch, expensive watches, souvenir, souvenirs, vacation, vacations, beach, beaches, holiday, holidays, resort, resorts, posh, poshness, wealth, wealthy, wealth inequality, tourist, tourists, wealthy neighbourhood, long island's south fork, affluent neighbour, affluent area, affluent areas, summer destination, summer destinations
Pocket Knife Birdhouse Clock
"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"
Tags:watch, watches, retro, retro design, retro designs, designer watch, designer watches, pressure gauge, pressure gauges, old-fashioned, old-timey, jeweler, jewelers, jewellery, jewelry, simple, simplicity, different taste, different tastes, taste, tastes, tastemaker, tastemakers, timepiece, timepieces, request, requests, requesting
"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"
Tags:heir apparent, heir apparents, employer, employers, employee, employees, kiss up, kisses up, kissing up, suck up, sucks up, sucking up, yes man, yes men, spy, spies, spying, heir, heirs, peek, peeks, watch, watches, watched, being watched, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, ghoul, ghouls, ghoulish, vulture, vultures, stare, stares, staring
"Get your knockoff pretzels."
Tags:pretzel, pretzels, street food, theft, thief, thieves, stolen goods, black market, black market goods, watches, watch, electronic, electronics, street vendor, street vendor, knockoff, knockoffs, knockoff goods, knock off, knock offs, imitation, imitations, imitation goods, imitation product, imitation products, brand imitation, brand imitators, con, cons, con artist, con artists
Someone is Out There Watching.
Tags:college, university, university life, universities, colleges, watching, watches, attached, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, parents, parent, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, horror, horrors, parody, parodies, overbearing, overbears, overwhelming, checking, check, check up, checking up, stalk, stalking, stalks, stalker, stalkers, stalked, education, educational
"Hold on, I'm going to conference in my wrist."
Tags:modern life, modern world, modernity, tech, technological, watch, watches, glasses, glass, monitor, gadget, gadgets, futurism, futuristic, conference, conferencing, call, calling, calls, caller, callers, video, video call, tablet, tablets, laptop, laptops, cell, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, phone, phones, multi task, multi-task, multi tasking, multi-tasking
"Oh, good. My complete sexual history is on tonight."
"Never let anybody sell you a solar powered watch."
"I faked my orgasm."
"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."
A king watches a man walk a dog.
Tags:profiteer, profiteering, opportunist, opportunists, opportunistic, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, targeted advertising, targeted ads, targeted adverts, algorithm, algorithms, the algorithm, online marketing, online shopping, watch, watches, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, sales man, sales men, sales person, contraband, street vendor, street vendors, gesture, gestures, mistake, mistaken, misinterpret, misinterpreted, misunderstand, misunderstood