"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, border collie, border collies, child, children, kid, kids, colouring, coloring, colour, colors, coloring book, coloring books, colouring book, colouring books, coloring page, coloring pages, colouring page, colouring pages, draw, drawing, crayon, crayons, marker, markers, coloured pencil, coloured pencils, colored pencil, colored pencils, pencil crayon, pencil crayons, line, lines, within the lines, border, borders, watching, watch, guard, guarding, monitor, monitoring, child, children, kid, kids, pet trick, pet tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, wordplay
"Nobody 'leaked' your transgressions, Mister. We know everything up here."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, watching, leak, leaks, leaked, transgression, transgressions, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, know, knowing, everything, surveillance, under surveillance, no privacy, invasion of privacy, security, entering heaven
"I'm waiting for it to defrost."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, bc, b.c., stone age, ice age, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, early human, early humans, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter, hunters, hunting, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, mammoth, mammoths, frozen, ice, food, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, waiting, wait, defrost, defrosting, cooking dinner, defrosting dinner, meal, meals, meat, defrosting meat, stuck, trapped, watching, staring, fire
"Don't sweat it. That's Little League—your dad comes, you choke."
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, player, players, athlete, athletes, team, teams, league, leagues, sports league, sports leagues, little, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, watching, pressure, choke, choke under pressure, sweat, sweating, worried, anxious, nervous, anxiety, stress, stressful, fear of failure, psychology, psychological
"Under New Management"
Tags:animal, animals, sheep, cat, cats, shepherd, shepherds, watching, watching over, guarding, flock, flocks, her, herds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, field, fields, hillside, under new management, new management, store, stores, shop, shops, restaurant, restaurants, retail, manager, managers, management, business, businesses, sign, signs
"Boy, are you a tough nut to crack! This is its fifth season, and you still don't like it."
Tags:tough nut, tough nuts, tough nut to crack, tough nuts to crack, binge, binges, binge watch, binge watches, binge watching, binging, bingeing, favorite show, favorite shows, favourite show, favourite shows, incompatible, incompatibility, show, shows, series, programme, programmes, tv programme, tv programmes, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, watch, watches, watching, watch together, watching together, impose, imposes, imposing, imposition, impositions
Bay-Leaf Watch'You, in the dark-green three-piece suit, eating the bouillabaisse! You've got one on your spoon! Repeat—you've got one on your spoon!'
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, service, customer service, bay leaf, bay leaves, spice, spices, herb, herbs, lifeguard, lifeguards, lifeguarding, guarding, watch, watching, warning, warnings, soup, safety, food safety, water safety, protection, security, television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, famous, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, customer, customers, patron, patrons, helpful, pun, puns, wordplay, word play
"Oh, can't complain."
Too cute for comfort.
"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."
Tags:sour grapes, passerby, passers by, people watching, observe, observes, observer, observers, jealous, jealousy, porch, porches, watch, watches, watching, watcher, watchers, dull, dull life, dull lives, adventure, adventures, adventurous, envy, envious, enviousness, justification, justifications, speed, speeds, speeding, sports car, sports cars, convertible, convertibles, justify, justifies, justifying, quiet life, quiet lives
Passengers checking for their train
Tags:passenger, passengers, commuter, commuters, commute, commuting, train, trains, track, tracks, railway, station, stations, platform, platforms, subway, metro, underground, tube, checking, looking, watching, waiting, bending, craning, searching, waiting, leaning, impatient, impatience, public transportation
Director's Day Off
Tags:weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, snow, snowing, blizzard, blizzarding, whiteout, snow storm, snow storms, window, windows, watching, director, directors, film, films, movie, movies, tv, t.v., television, set, sets, scene, scenes, cut, megaphone, megaphones, directing, meteorology, meteorologist, meteorologists
A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera
Tags:desert island, island, shipwrecked, shipwreck, castaway, castaway, cctv, surveillance, surveillance state, surveillance culture, big brother, watching, watch, observe, observes, privacy, lack of privacy, invasion of privacy, solitude, mass surveillance, monitor, control, freedom, lack of freedom, threat to freedom, modern life, modern culture, social media
"Thank you for respecting my no-fly zone"
Tags:no-fly zone, no-fly, no fly zone, no fly, zone, zones, no-fly zones, no fly zones, respect, respecting, thank you, thanks, fly, flying, drone, drones, planes, plane, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, neighbourhood, neighborhood, yard, yards, front yard, backyard, back yard, sign, signs, signage, lawn, lawns, front lawn, binoculars, watching, watch, banned, ban, forbidden, bans, graffiti, restriction, restrictions, flight, flights, airspace, control, unmanned aerial vehicle, uav
"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, farm, farms, farming, livestock farm, livestock farms, livestock farming, ranch, ranches, ranching, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, rancher, ranchers, farmer, farmers, free-range, free range, free, freedom, drone, drones, unmanned aerial vehicle, unmanned aerial vehicles, uav, uavs, u.a.v., u.a.v.s, surveillance, watching, observation, supervision, spying, tracking, government, governments, kiss goodbye, kiss good-bye
"There they all are again..."
"I know we agreed to a period of watchful waiting, but this is more watchful than I bargained for."
"Hello. You have reached the Palace. If you wish to speak to the King, press '1' now. If you wish to speak to the Queen, press '2' now. If you wish to speak to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, press '3' now. And if you wish to speak to the Minister of Cul
Tags:king, kings, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, royal, royalty, ruler, rulers, royal court, queen, queens, chancellor, chancellors, exchequer, exchequers, minister, ministers, minister of culture, culture, cultures, government, bureaucracy, palace, palaces, castle, castles, message, messages, press, speak, answering machine, answering machines, voicemail, voicemails, dial, dialing, dialling, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, call centre, call centres, call center, call centers, nap, napping, read, reading, book, books, television, television, tv, tvs, t.v., watch, watching, bored, boredom, jester, jesters, reception, receptionist, receptionists, modern life, medieval
"Get a life."
"Defunding increases aggression."
Tags:lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, science, scientific research, medical research, animal testing, experiment, experiments, scientist, scientists, researcher, researchers, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rat, rats, mice, mouse, lab rat, lab rats, funding, grants, grant, funds, money, defunding, de-funding, loss of funding, loss of grant, budget, budgets, budget cuts, cutbacks, cut-backs, budgeting, aggression, increased aggression, fight, fights, fighting, arguing, argument, arguments, disagreement, disagreements, watching, observing, observation, observations, role-reversal, role reversal
Someone is Out There Watching.
Tags:college, university, university life, universities, colleges, watching, watches, attached, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, parents, parent, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, horror, horrors, parody, parodies, overbearing, overbears, overwhelming, checking, check, check up, checking up, stalk, stalking, stalks, stalker, stalkers, stalked, education, educational
"Oh, good. My complete sexual history is on tonight."
Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.
Tags:furniture, seat, seats, chair, chairs, loveseat, loveseats, courting bench, courting benches, kissing bench, kissing benches, conversation bench, conversation benches, tete-a-tete, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, reading, reader, readers, book, books, literature, peering, staring, watching
"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."
Tags:royalty, royals, shackles, ball and chain, stalking, stalker, stalkers, paparazzi, photographer, photographers, watching, people watching, people watcher, people watchers, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, inmate, inmates, cellmate, cellmates, locked up, locked away
Tags:television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., me, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, love, self-centered, self-centred, vain, vanity, staring, camera, cameras, video camera, video cameras, surveillance camera, surveillance cameras, surveillance, security, security camera, security cameras, cctv, closed-circuit television, technology, privacy, big brother, personal privacy, invasion of privacy, being watched, watching, modern life