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"What you need to watch is the snacking between frenzies."
"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy."
"Bear in mind that we just bought string bikinis."
"I'm not eating breakfast this morning, because I had my diet drink this morning. And I had a breakfast late last night anyway. I think I'll have an early lunch."
"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."
"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."
"Dear Santa, Enjoy the fat-free cookies, although you don't strike me as health-conscious."