"These are luxury apartments, so use the good water."
"Scotch and toilet water?"
Tags:scotch, whisky, whiskey, scotch and soda, scotch and sodas, water, toilet water, dog, dogs, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, preference, preferences, preferred, favorite drink, favorite drinks, favourite drink, favourite drinks
"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."
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Pessimist: "Half empty." Optimist: "Half full." Optometrist: "Half a glass of water."
"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"
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Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water
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"Water...water...and maybe just a tiny piece of pie."
Tags:water, thirst, thirsts, thirsty, dehydrated, dehydrate, lost, desert, deserts, starve, starves, starving, pie, pies, dessert, desserts, greed, greedy, greediness, nosh, noshes, noshing, snack, snacks, snacking, nibble, nibbles, nibbling, pudding, puddings, pud, puds, sweet tooth, entitled, entitlement, sense of entitlement
"Wow-free sky hoagies!"
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"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"
Tags:herring, herrings, fish, fishes, dating, date, dates, daughter, daughters, parent, parenting, parental, marriage, married, marrying, fiance, fiancee, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, underwater, water, under water, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, marine, marine life, aquatic, family, families, money, wealth, employment, employed, true love, love
"I figured out the true meaning of life. Water!"
"I'm thinking it might be time to find another pier."
"And one more water."
Message in a bottle being read by a fish
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The Devil's Workshop
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, demon, demons, bottled water, water bottle, water bottles, water, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, profiteer, profiteering, take advantage, taking advantage, consumerism, consumer, consumers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, basic commodity, basic commodities, drought, droughts, water shortage, water shortages
"Thanks, but what I really need is some bigger shorts."
Tags:marathon, marathons, marathon runner, marathon runners, runner, runners, race, racing, run, running, jog, jogging, jogger, joggers, sport, sports, clothing, clothes, shorts, short shorts, water, water stand, water stands, bigger, need, require, requirements, necessity, too small, ill-fitting, uncomfortable
"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"
Tags:desert, deserts, water, thirst, thirsty, dying of thirst, stranded, dehydration, dehydrated, mesa, watch, watches, waterproof, swiss watch, swiss watches, chronograph, chronographs, brag, bragging, boast, boasting, ostentation, ostentatious, materialist, materialism, show off, show offs, death, you can't take it with you
"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."
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"Lourdes: The Cosmetic Surgery Chapel"
"It's time to restock the cubicles."
Aisle 4 Water
"I'd appreciate it if you talked to me without staring at my gills."
"Would you like us to put this put with sparkling, or is tap O.K.?"
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"Would you like to grab a water sometime?"
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"First, let's concentrate on water. Then we'll worry about krill."