40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."
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"It's an easy-drinking water that evokes earthy wood with aromatic notes of brass."
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"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."
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'Something New for the Holidays'
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"Why don't you come out and join us Tuesday night. We're a group committed to peacefully and nonviolently watching television."
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"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."
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"Can you put more nudity in this?"
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"I just thought we should talk more."
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Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler
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The Kind Of Synergy That Can Happen Only At The Office
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The Devil and an angel talk by the water cooler.
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"Hey, get away from the urinal."
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"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"
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