40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."
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"It's an easy-drinking water that evokes earthy wood with aromatic notes of brass."
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"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."
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'Something New for the Holidays'
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"Why don't you come out and join us Tuesday night. We're a group committed to peacefully and nonviolently watching television."
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"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."
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"Can you put more nudity in this?"
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"I just thought we should talk more."
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Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler
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The Kind Of Synergy That Can Happen Only At The Office
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The Devil and an angel talk by the water cooler.
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"Hey, get away from the urinal."
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"You mean to tell me we're walking around with empty file folders."
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Barrier around water cooler
"I liked it better when we went to the watercooler."
"My kid works here now."
"Nobody's around. Let's chug it."
"This is out last week to argue about politics before we're all obsessed with 'Game of Thrones.'"
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"We got a pool going about when the bubbles go."
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"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"
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"Complaints are down, naps are up."
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"Please stop calling this 'the break room' and no, there's not space for a water cooler."
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"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."
"Darn it! No more cups!"