40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."
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"It's an easy-drinking water that evokes earthy wood with aromatic notes of brass."
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"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."
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'Something New for the Holidays'
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"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."
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"Can you put more nudity in this?"
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"I just thought we should talk more."
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The Devil and an angel talk by the water cooler.
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"You mean to tell me we're walking around with empty file folders."
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"This is out last week to argue about politics before we're all obsessed with 'Game of Thrones.'"
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"Complaints are down, naps are up."
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"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."
"Darn it! No more cups!"
"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."
"Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays, am I right?
"We have ways of making you small-talk."
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