"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."
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"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."
"There was a major reshuffle. Now I'm out on my ear."
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"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"
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"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"
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"I must confess I've noticed your stopping by for a drink, but I never dreamed you'd noticed me."
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"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."
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"Geez- you used all the sunscreen?"
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"If you go deep enough into the jungle, there's always a bar scene."
"This is my first drink of the day."
"Really? This is my favorite watering hole, too."
Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7
"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"
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How the Elephant got his Trunk
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"Personally, I liked this place better before it became a sports bar."
"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"