"Please stay on the line. All of our customer-service representatives are kidding around and throwing paper airplanes at each other."
"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."
Tags:lifestyle, lifestyles, life style, life styles, diet, diets, exercise, exercise program, exercise programs, regimen, regimens, strict regimen, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, reward, rewards, rewarding, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, self-control, self-discipline, lack of discipline, grit, stick to it, sticking to it, weak, weakness, spirits, lazy, laziness
"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."
"He appears to have lost all of his resilience."
Tags:resilient, resilience, subservient, subservience, husband, husbands, backbone, backbones, spine, spines, wife, wives, doctor, doctors, diagnosis, diagnoses, spineless, weak, weakness, will, willpower, marriage, marriages, married life, married lives, long term relationship, long term relationships, spouse, spouses, self-esteem, self-confidence, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems
"They're very time-sensitive."
Tags:alien, aliens, death, deaths, ufo, u.f.o., grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, dead, dies, dying, age, aging, old age, degenerate, health, healthy, gravestone, gravestones, extra terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, et, e.t., inferior, weak, weaker, space, martian, martians, spaceship, spaceships, space travel
"I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I'm taking the Harry Dean Stanton part."
Tags:sub, subs, submissive role, submissive roles, dominance, power struggle, power struggles, marriage, marriages, modern marriage, modern marriages, emasculates, emasculating, role, roles, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, paul newman, harry dean stanton, control, weak, weakness, authority, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses
There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.
Tags:character, characters, superhero, superheroes, unemployed, unemployment, superheros, fly, flying, flight, rocket, rockets, jet pack, jet-pack, useless, pointless, super hero, super heroes, horizontal, sideways, incompetent, impractical, ineffective, crime fighter, crime fighting, crime-fighting, crime-fighter, weak, fiction, fictional, absurd, comic book, comic books
Average dog sits at bar and looks nervously at a big tough dog, who has the words BAD DOG tattooed on his paws.
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, bad dog, bad dogs, tattoo, tattoos, tough, rough, bad boy, bad boys, smoking, smoker, smokers, bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, meek, unassuming, weak, normal, average, scary, tough guy, tough guys, personal appearance, personal style
"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"
Tags:moose, antlers, alpha, alphas, alpha male, alpha man, beta, beta man, beta men, dominance, date, dates, dating, single life, assert your dominance, asserting your dominance, animal kingdom, mate, mates, show off, shows off, showing off, weak, weakness, power, powerful, manly, manliness, masculine, masculinity, machismo, gender performance, gender performances
"I get no kick from champagne."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, beer, beers, champagne, weak, strong, tuxedo, tuxedos, fancy dress, formal, black tie, social status, social class, upper class, high class, snob, snobs, pretentious, pompous
"He was weak with the flu to start with and then the initial shock of the new tax code did him in."
Tags:death, dead, flu, influenza, sick, sickness, ill, illness, weak, weakened, shock, shocks, shocking, tax code, tax codes, tax, taxes, doing taxes, money, finances, personal finances, tax law, tax laws, taxation, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, internal revenue code, mourning, grieving, bereaved, widow, widows, politics, government, governments
"You all know General Petersen from I.T."
Tags:general, generals, commander, commanders, army, armed forces, armed, forces, i.t., computers, computing, computer, internet, nerd, nerdy, geek, geeky, cyber, cyberspace, cyber war, cyber warfare, intelligence, hacking, hackers, weak, frail, small, puny, intelligence gathering, technology, compute, information technology
"One day, when he's old and feeble, he'll be in a nostalgic mood, and he'll come up here to see us again, and to reminisce―and then we'll get him!"
Tags:horror, toy, toys, doll, dolls, plaything, playthings, childhood, childhood toys, child, children, kid, kids, boy, boys, alive, come alive, plan, plans, planning, plot, plots, plotting, murder, murders, murdering, killing, kill, revenge, attack, vengeance, retribution, justice, owner, owners, nostalgia, nostalgic, reminisce, old, feeble, weak, old man, old men, unexpected, surprise, evil, attic, locked away, forgotten, unloved, unused
"Try to think of being hopelessly lost as less of a weakness and more of an opportunity."
The Woman Without a Core
Tags:woman, women, chair, chairs, sit, sits, sitting, easy chair, easy chairs, armchair, armchairs, arm chair, arm chairs, sofa, sofas, settee, settees, core, core muscle, core muscles, strength, strong, core strength, abdominal, abdominal muscles, can't stand up, unable to stand up, weak, weakness, weakling
"Just identifying weak members of the herd."
Tags:lion, lions, lioness, lionesses, wolf, wolves, work, work environment, hostile work environment, hostility, threat, threatening, stressful workplace, stressful workplaces, performance, work performance, performance review, performance reviews, herd, herds, weak, weakness, office, offices, manager, managers, management, predator, predators, prey
Dreams I have had (with analyses).
Tags:dream, dreams, dreaming, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, scare, scares, scary, scared, weird, remember, remembers, remembering, remembered, actress, piggyback, tom cruise, strong, weak, unable, incapable, too old, party, parties, band, bands, album, albums, crushed, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, portable, gun, guns, gun law, gun laws, scared
World's Weakest Strongman
"Are we going to have a serious discussion about 'mansplaining' or not?"
Tags:discussion, discussions, conversation, conversations, serious, explain, explains, explaining, explanation, explanations, mansplaining, mansplain, man explaining, partronise, patronize, patronising, patronizing, laugh, laughs, laughing, hysterical, hysteria, condescending, condescend, out of character, unmanly, feeble, weak, weak minded
Types of Wood
Five Fundamental Forces
Tags:physics, physicist, physics, fundamental forces, gravitational, gravitational force, gravitational forces, electromagnetic force, electromagnetic, electromagnetic forces, weak interaction, weak, strong interaction, strong, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, adult child, forceful
"Dickie Wilson attacked my values."
"I don't want to live in the street."
Tags:landlord, landlords, tennant, tennants, tenancy, tenancies, tenancy agreement, tenancy agreements, notice, notices, final notice, give notice, giving notice, appear, appears, appearing, weak, street, rent, rents, renting, harsh, homeless, street, streets, live, lives, living, expensive, joint tenancy, unfair, unjust
Tags:spineless, weak, weak-willed, ineffectual, gop, republican, republican party, capitol hill, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, dumpster, dumpsters, homeless, homelessness, homelessness crisis
"My biggest weakness? I'm a perfectionist."
Tags:weakness, weaknesses, perfectionist, perfectionists, weak, recruitment, recruits, recruited, recruiting, recruit, hire, hiring, hired, hires, hiring manager, hiring managers, interview, interviews, interviewee, interviewer, interviewers, interviewed, interviewing, lie, lies, obvious lie, liar, liars