"Please stay on the line. All of our customer-service representatives are kidding around and throwing paper airplanes at each other."
"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."
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"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."
"He appears to have lost all of his resilience."
Tags:resilient, resilience, subservient, subservience, husband, husbands, backbone, backbones, spine, spines, wife, wives, doctor, doctors, diagnosis, diagnoses, spineless, weak, weakness, will, willpower, marriage, marriages, married life, married lives, long term relationship, long term relationships, spouse, spouses, self-esteem, self-confidence, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems
"They're very time-sensitive."
Tags:alien, aliens, death, deaths, ufo, u.f.o., grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, dead, dies, dying, age, aging, old age, degenerate, health, healthy, gravestone, gravestones, extra terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, et, e.t., inferior, weak, weaker, space, martian, martians, spaceship, spaceships, space travel
"I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I'm taking the Harry Dean Stanton part."
Tags:submissive, sub, subs, submissive role, submissive roles, dominant, dominance, power struggle, power struggles, marriage, marriages, modern marriage, modern marriages, emasculate, emasculates, emasculating, emasculation, role, roles, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, paul newman, harry dean stanton, control, weak, weakness, authority, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses
There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.
Tags:character, characters, superhero, superheroes, unemployed, unemployment, superheros, fly, flying, flight, rocket, rockets, jet pack, jet-pack, useless, pointless, super hero, super heroes, horizontal, sideways, incompetent, impractical, ineffective, crime fighter, crime fighting, crime-fighting, crime-fighter, weak, fiction, fictional, absurd, comic book, comic books
Average dog sits at bar and looks nervously at a big tough dog, who has the words BAD DOG tattooed on his paws.
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, bad dog, bad dogs, tattoo, tattoos, tough, rough, bad boy, bad boys, smoking, smoker, smokers, bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, meek, unassuming, weak, normal, average, scary, tough guy, tough guys, personal appearance, personal style
"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"
Tags:moose, antlers, alpha, alphas, alpha male, alpha man, beta, beta man, beta men, dominant, dominance, date, dates, dating, single life, assert your dominance, asserting your dominance, animal kingdom, mate, mates, mating, show off, shows off, showing off, weak, weakness, power, powerful, macho, manly, manliness, masculine, masculinity, machismo, gender performance, gender performances, gender
"I get no kick from champagne."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, beer, beers, champagne, weak, strong, tuxedo, tuxedos, fancy dress, formal, black tie, social status, social class, upper class, high class, snob, snobs, pretentious, pompous
"He was weak with the flu to start with and then the initial shock of the new tax code did him in."
Tags:death, dead, flu, influenza, sick, sickness, ill, illness, weak, weakened, shock, shocks, shocking, tax code, tax codes, tax, taxes, doing taxes, money, finances, personal finances, tax law, tax laws, taxation, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, internal revenue code, mourning, grieving, bereaved, widow, widows, politics, government, governments
"You all know General Petersen from I.T."
Tags:general, generals, commander, commanders, army, armed forces, armed, forces, i.t., computers, computing, computer, internet, nerd, nerdy, geek, geeky, cyber, cyberspace, cyber war, cyber warfare, intelligence, hacking, hackers, weak, frail, small, puny, intelligence gathering, technology, compute, information technology
"One day, when he's old and feeble, he'll be in a nostalgic mood, and he'll come up here to see us again, and to reminisce―and then we'll get him!"
Tags:horror, toy, toys, doll, dolls, plaything, playthings, childhood, childhood toys, child, children, kid, kids, boy, boys, alive, come alive, plan, plans, planning, plot, plots, plotting, murder, murders, murdering, killing, kill, revenge, attack, vengeance, retribution, justice, owner, owners, nostalgia, nostalgic, reminisce, old, feeble, weak, old man, old men, unexpected, surprise, evil, attic, locked away, forgotten, unloved, unused