"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"
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On hold, Rick listens to "As Time Goes By" over and over again.
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"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."
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"If it's such a simple procedure, why can't we remove the kryptonite right here and now?"
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"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."
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"There's a changing of the guard, and my weaknesses are suddenly my strengths!"
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"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."
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"I have a great weakness for men who make me laugh. So go ahead!"
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"She's the Hubble telescope of my faults."
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"I've been married for twenty years. How's that for conflict resolution?"
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"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."
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"Lie still and he'll probably move on!"
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"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"
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"If called upon. I can either lead or follow but my strong suit is getting out of the way."
A vampire is frightened after being served hot cross buns.
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"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."
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"Try to think of being hopelessly lost as less of a weakness and more of an opportunity."
"Please join me in welcoming our competitor's ex-wife, who will now dish about his firm's weak points."